To strip the bed straight after sex?

[millimat]

What do you do? Was late last night, enjoying some fun in bed, but then the practical side of me took over. I was so conscious of the huge wet patch and then starting thinking about all the washing that needed doing without the thought of the bed sheets   the fun had passed for me.
Usually we'd put a towel over the patch but it was sopping, so I stripped the sheet off. Is that really bad? Does it ruin the moment?
What do you do to avoid this situation?

I seriously don’t care about the wet patch (if it occurs - not every time). Sex IS messy and that’s part of the fun 🤷🏼‍♀️

I have to ask, does the size of the wet patch indicate the fun level? E.g. the bigger the patch the better the fun? I feel I'm missing out by not having a patch...

There is also the slight issue of our electric blanket not being wet patch compatible...

bigchris hell yes we do finish! No messing though, another vote for 'straight the the bathroom' for a pee, bloop the goop out, and quick rinse of the affected areas :)

Are you upper middle class OP?

Put a towel down first.

I honestly couldn't be bothered.

I buy disposable bed mats .

Some men produce far far more than others!!!

Yep, you definitely need a penis beaker and a sex towel!

I like to just fall asleep afterwards all warm and fuzzy! I couldn't be doing with worrying about the sheets in the afterglow!

so glad i'm gay

Long long time ago (I'm late 50s and this was when I was a student) I was in a relationship with a bloke - it was torrid (happy days) but I gradually realised that he never changed the bed. It lasted 18 months and he had never changed the bed. But the key thing is - Nobody Died. The relationship didn't grind to a halt because of grim bed sheets.

disposable bed mats

It just reeks of passion.

Was thinking the same Whitecurrants. Half term?

I've never had a wet patch either I just grab a bit of tissue and pop my pants back on and go to the loo. Christ, in my younger days we'd be having sex twice a day most days. The washing machine would be worn out and i'd not have enough bedding to cope!

Nope, I like to fester in the filth lol. I don't know, something nice about sex juices all over you no? Or am I a dirty harlot?

No wet patch here,I've mastered the ninja roll off the bed afterwards

Next time just maneuver your way over to his side of the bed during (before) sex. Any wet patch or patches will be on his side. Dry night sleep sorted.

Penis beaker
Sex towel
And now Jiz knickers 🤣

I love mumsnet

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Crazyspaniellady 'Aren't you meant to keep a towel in your bedside drawer alongside the penis beaker?'. That made me laugh out loud!

Takes all sorts, I suppose.

No man has ever offered to change the bed sheets and I'd feel a little dirty if they did? Do none of you produce juices of your own? Probably alone in that one too! Well I'll be darned.

The sentence 'Whilst you are full of cum??' just made me laugh.

Well obviously you could put a disposal bed mat down first instead; unfolding it with a suggestive wink to add to the seduction.