To ask if you've ever had an awful one night stand?

[greycrisscross]

So on the weekend, a good friend persuaded me to go out which I haven't done in a LONG time. We got very very drunk! she's a bit of a party animal (terrible influence but sure does know how to have a good time)
Anyway I woke up next to the most annoying man ive ever met in my whole life. He was basically professing his love to me and also telling me all about his ex he'd recently split with. It was awful especially combined with a banging hangover. My friend was laughing her head off as I text her whilst I was in the bathroom "PLEASE GET HIM TO LEAVE" it was mortifying!!! Trying to see the funny side of it still and asking have you ever had a really bad one night stand?

[BlueUggs]

Organised for a guy to come over early in the morning. I knew he'd like me for ages.
I had a terrible hangover and the sex was crap.
He wanted a repeat a few weeks later.....I didn't!

[TiredPony]

Yep, the one who got out of bed half way through dtd to throw up was particularly awful yes we did carry on when he came back

[Celebelly]

I think my worst one was quite a few years ago now when my period randomly started with a vengeance during sex. I didn't notice until I turned on the light afterwards and the bed and his, er, member were covered in blood. Strangely neither of us were interested in seeing each other again after that. I think the sex was shit too.

[TheMonkeyMummy]

I was visiting a friend at uni, and went home with a barman who had been giving me the eye all night. When we got to his in the early hours, we did it straight away on his couch (for a whopping 7 mins!). Only then did he tell me that his xw, his mum and dd were upstairs, and it was his ex's house! He was just kipping on the couch for a bit.

[GingerSwan]

I’ve had quite a few and some of them I really wish had never happened

There was the guy who said “tell me I’m the best you’ve ever had” to which I replied “no, get off”

The guy in a tent at a festival who bruised me with his really bony hips and I couldn’t run away fast enough!

The one who I still claim is the most beautiful man I’ve ever met and I can’t remember any of it but I know I was on my period and had a tampon in before anything happened. Woke up naked next to him and I’d bled on the mattress, no memory, no tampon and I kicked him out my house as quick as I could I was too embarrassed to ever try again, I still fancy him!

And the stoner (I was also high it was years ago) who didn’t tell me about his foot fetish until half-way through and begged me to let him play with my feet I was so high I couldn’t stop laughing and we never met up again

[Vinorosso74]

Not particularly bad but he turned out to be just turned 17-he did look older honest. I was 22 at the time. The sex wasn't bad but I just felt so wrong when I realised.

[Willthisdoo]

Oh my, these stories!

I once had a one night stand where the bloke said “do you want me to use a condom?” And despite being hideously drunk I couldn’t believe he was asking me such a stupid question. Same guy then took less than a minute to cum - he then jumped off and rolled over. I was relatively inexperienced at this point (had only slept with one man before then) and it was over so quickly that I didn’t even entertain the possibility that he had finished - I thought I must have been really crap for it to be over so swiftly (and with no attention paid to my needs!) and that he had just gotten bored 😂. Thank goodness for hindsight and further experience.

[GingerSwan]

My DP was meant to be a one night stand, we were best friends and got too merry on Xmas day We drunkenly decided “why not” just the once won’t hurt

Ended up having sex 3 times in one night and have been together a few years now

[dontticklethetoad]

The beautiful Israeli ONS when I was on kibbutz, oh he was beautiful.
Unfortunately the only thing he could say in English was "pussy" and he said it a lot. It was quite off putting

[Rebecca36]

I had someone who got a stethoscope out afterwards (not a doctor) and proceeded to listen to my heart beat because that was his fetish.

Another one about whom I honestly don't remember a thing (pissed), but I pretended to the next day because I didn't like the idea of not remembering it. I told him it was great.

A taxi driver.

[Eatmycheese]

@lavendergreen I feel ill that you would -to coin a phrase - LOL at what
@Bimgy85 shared.

Go and get your head sorted.
@Bimgy I wish you a happier future. 💐

[MyKingdomForBrie]

Absolutely nothing about what Bimgy wrote is funny, it's heartbreaking. I'm so sorry you feel or felt that way about yourself bimgy.

There's a clear difference between most of the posters who are telling stories of consensual sex for pleasure and those who have been horribly taken advantage of.

[Justlikedevon]

Shan't give all the details as v outing but short version: delicious man, great sex, head wound, stitches. Not remotely his fault before anyone assumes!! All my own work...

[CantankerousCamel]

Oh god and the guy who went to the same gym as me...

Got back to his place after a Christmas social and he started ‘rapping some of his lyrics’ at me

Just utter cringe

[ILoveDaveGrohl]

Yeah he lasted all but a minute then rolled over and told me he would be good again in 5. Needless to say I got dressed and fucked off

[HoomanMoomin]

Umm... The worst was when I went to some guy’s flat and found out he was a cop. This part wasn’t bad. The bad was the fact that after a fairly decent shag he fell asleep with one wrist still cuffed to bed and I couldn’t open it.
I left the key next to bed and left. In the process absolutely shocked to see that his service gun was in unlocked cabinet in the bedroom.
It made me feel like I had just escaped death.

[AornisHades]

The very pretty man I took home from a party. I was v drunk and flattered. I think he saw the chance of a shag and a bed for the night.
By the time we got back to mine I knew I'd drunk far more than I should have. Shag achieved and away to sleep. Woke up in the morning and couldn't stop being sick. He was sat on my sofa in his pants unaware of the horror I was going through. He obviously fancied another go but I couldn't chance it and had to try and track down his friends to get rid of him so I could die in peace.

[DSHathawayGivesMeFannyGallops]

I got separated from friends on a night out at the student union & hooked up with a guy I'd met at a couple of parties. I should've realised nice guys don't prowl dance floors but I was 18, "on a break" from my FWB & was determined to get my leg over first.This was my first real ONS. Reader, he had the tiniest dick I've ever seen & going on top was like riding a barrel, he was a right chunky monkey. He was also crap at pleasuring me, so I faked it. The worst part is that he looked remarkably like a moomin. I banged a fucking Moomin.

That's probably my only real ONS, although the one time I did go home with a man I'd only just met, it turned into a year of semi-regular sex & sleepovers, with some dates/going out. I ended up going home with him after meeting him at a ball. I'd fancied him on the spot and he probably knew, but his offer of "Stay at mine since your transport fell through" (genuine accident) became hot sex til the sun came up and a very sensual shower together. Total headfuck of a year followed, but I wouldn't swap it. He's still a mate and is actually awful at dating/meeting anyone, so I evidently got his one moment of confidence!

[2018SoFarSoGreat]

Bigmy I sorely wish you had the gift of forgetting the horrors you describe. So hard to read, so very sorry you have been left feeling the way you do. That is so unfair. I hope you get some help around these issues. You deserve so much more

[Dontjudge]

Best friend of exh. Sexual tension bubbling for a couple of years.
Finally gave in (for context, exh left me for someone else 3 years earlier, he introduced me to his friend AFTER separating)
Sex was amazing, best I’d ever had. Midway through 3rd go, approx 3am, exh walks into bedroom (using 3 year old key I had never had an issue with him keeping as we have kids together)
Moment gone (obviously) exh muttered an apology and left. BF assumed I’d set it up and left in a huff.
Turned out exh suddenly decided he wanted to get back together and wanted to ‘surprise me’

[MunkeeBum]

Some of these are making me cringe

@Bigmy absolutely get some counselling, you deserve to be able to move on

[TheDarkPassenger]

Slept with a really skinny bloke and got bruises on my thighs so bad I couldn’t walk properly. (I like the chubs on men usually)

Had one once who whipped out his tiny dick and tried to put it straight in, thanks, but no thanks.

Then there was the one that I definitely started shagging while my friends were still in the room and they all had to leave and find other rooms to go in, why was I so gross?!

And then there’s the one I don’t remember anything of and he was quite upset about. Must have been good on my part though cos we’ve got three kids together now!

[TheDarkPassenger]

One of my friends shat herself while shagging someone once, I really like that story

[Dontfeellikeamillenial]

Some of these are tragically funny.

I had the tiny dick guy too, who went soft as soon as he waved it near me. He did turn out to be gay though.

[heath1977]

Oh you're not alone lovely I have many! The night I slept with my boss when I worked at gap kids I thought he was super sophisticated as he was 20 and I was 17 (he was crap and the whole event was awful followed by work the next day!
Then at uni when the halls of residence security busted my door down in the midst of passion as my incense and cheap candles set off the fire alarms and I didn't answer my room land line!
Then sleeping with good friends ex with her enthusiastic encouragement only to find he has an actual micro penis and I didn't even know if it was in- then realized why she was so keen to palm him off onto me!
I can prob come up with more if you need to feel better