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To think that men that wear panama hats are twats?

184 replies

oilis · 26/07/2018 21:08

Disclaimer. 70+ are acceptable as it’s much more their era.

Otherwise, every man that I’ve met that’s been say 30-40 who wore one, has been a twat. Usually arrogant, think they’re a bit posh, above everyone else. It’s such a look at me piece. Often they’re worn by people who are odd too, thinking they’re “classy”.

AIBU to loathe these things. I see them and cringe.

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BitOutOfPractice · 26/07/2018 21:58

Oh the definitely think they're posh alright. Whether that equates to automatic twat is a matter for debate

LEELULUMPKIN · 26/07/2018 21:59

YABVU. My lovely DH who is the least twattish person you are ever likely to meet bought one whilst on hol in the USA in April.

He is not a natural hat wearer but it really, really suits him.

He is 45.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 26/07/2018 22:01

Alain Delon in a Borsalino. Def not a twat.

user1457017537 · 26/07/2018 22:01

I think they are a bit Man from Delmonte. Although they are very popular at Goodwood.

Middleoftheroad · 26/07/2018 22:02

So Googled Borsalino.
Definitely need that AMA milliner.

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 26/07/2018 22:03

Don't say that.

My grandfather wore one.

He was lovely.

LEELULUMPKIN · 26/07/2018 22:04

Oddly enough I spotted a really old lady yesterday walking along with a zimmer frame and she was really rocking one! I thought she looked fabulous! I want to look like that at her age.

JacquesHammer · 26/07/2018 22:05

You need to move up North. Nobody here wears Panama hats

Sorry. My dad does Grin

He’s not in the right age bracket either.

Pluckedpencil · 26/07/2018 22:07

You rustled up a couple of very clear images of dickheads I know who wear Panama hats. I think anyone wears one for practicality, especially who is older will not be in this very specific bracket, but I do know exactly who you mean. Usually computer nerds who are scared of the sun and are a bit sociopathic.

LEELULUMPKIN · 26/07/2018 22:08

You need to move up North. Nobody here wears Panama hats.

Yes they do. My aforementioned DH and fabulous old lady, that's another two.

Racecardriver · 26/07/2018 22:08

... I would have said sun smart

SmiledWithTheRisingSun · 26/07/2018 22:09

Yabu

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 26/07/2018 22:09

@blueberriesandyogurt actually the hats I don't mind, it's more the whole stockman's ensemble. But I do love a Panama!

funnylittlefloozie · 26/07/2018 22:09

My ex wears one and he is a colossal twat, thinks he is cleverer than everyone else, etc, so i agree!!

SmiledWithTheRisingSun · 26/07/2018 22:12

Lol @Delphgue

My field research concludes that men with giant ridiculous sized beards are far more twattish than any hat wearers.

Gemini69 · 26/07/2018 22:13

I wear one... I'm female... I love mine Grin

PuntCuffin · 26/07/2018 22:16

My dad wears one. He is over 80. He IS a twat.
Nothing to do with the hat though. Just the fact that he is a racist, bigoted, misogynistic bastard. The hat has no bearing on these points.

topcat2014 · 26/07/2018 22:17

So, are deck shoes ok or not, just checking for a friend

ChangeofName911 · 26/07/2018 22:18

Yabu

Doublevodka · 26/07/2018 22:18

OP you are right. They are all twats. Grin

edwinbear · 26/07/2018 22:18

DH (50) swapped to a Panama hat from his usual baseball cap this year, as he decided he looked like a twat in a baseball cap at his age. He looks much less twatish in a panama than a baseball cap.

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 26/07/2018 22:20

Burnt heads are twattish.
And sore.

nocoolnamesleft · 26/07/2018 22:21

Very sensible to wear one in this weather.

specialsubject · 26/07/2018 22:23

practical clothing.

spew your bile at women in ugly and distorting heels, they deserve it more.

Aintnothingbutaheartache · 26/07/2018 22:24

So OP, if you disapprove of Panama hats so vehemently what head gear do you favour?
I think baseball caps make people look like tits, and if you turn them backwards you automatically drop IQ by at least 20 points

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