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To think that men that wear panama hats are twats?

184 replies

oilis · 26/07/2018 21:08

Disclaimer. 70+ are acceptable as it’s much more their era.

Otherwise, every man that I’ve met that’s been say 30-40 who wore one, has been a twat. Usually arrogant, think they’re a bit posh, above everyone else. It’s such a look at me piece. Often they’re worn by people who are odd too, thinking they’re “classy”.

AIBU to loathe these things. I see them and cringe.

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joangray38 · 26/07/2018 21:36

My dad is a grade a twat but he wears one as he is completely bald and would still burn if he wore a baseball cap as they don't cover his whole head.

starryeyed19 · 26/07/2018 21:39

My dad has vitiligo and he wears one. I quite like them

RaininSummer · 26/07/2018 21:39

Much better than a baseball hat imo. Everybody looks a prat in those.

DuchessThingy · 26/07/2018 21:40

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ShatnersBassoon · 26/07/2018 21:40

I'm all for a cap'n's hat, but most twats can't carry them off, so a twat in a Panama will do. Twats in baseball caps = nope.

Middleoftheroad · 26/07/2018 21:40

I do like a nice Panama hat. I also love Indiana's Fedora

To think that men that wear panama hats are twats?
CaptainKirkssparetupee · 26/07/2018 21:42

Is there a difference between a fedora and a trilby?

AdaColeman · 26/07/2018 21:43

Oh I love to see a man in a Panama hat, and it's so much nicer than them having a peeling sunburnt nose! Wine

blueberriesandyogurt · 26/07/2018 21:44

though I do feel a bit the same about Drizabone outerwear in the UK but I know it's just me

I have a drizabone hat for walking the dog in the rain. It keeps my hair dry and doesn’t give me hat hair.

CaptainKirkssparetupee · 26/07/2018 21:44

We need a "I'm a milliner ask me anything" thread.

littlebillie · 26/07/2018 21:45

Can you add disclaimer for those with skin cancer and sun sensitive skin otherwise you may seem unreasonable. Thank you.

Middleoftheroad · 26/07/2018 21:45

Another Dr in a Panama...
It is iconic. But can Dave at no 32 carry it off with as much panache?

Personally I prefer a classic Panama to other hats - i.e. baseball cap

To think that men that wear panama hats are twats?
BoneyBackJefferson · 26/07/2018 21:45

CaptainKirkssparetupee
Is there a difference between a fedora and a trilby?

To think that men that wear panama hats are twats?
To think that men that wear panama hats are twats?
Aintnothingbutaheartache · 26/07/2018 21:45

I think you are being very unreasonable! A Panama hat is a very stylish alternative to a shitty baseball cap.
My H wears one on holiday to stop his head from burning and offering some shade while reading his very intellectual books 😉

CaptainKirkssparetupee · 26/07/2018 21:47

Slightly different shapes then?

katseyes7 · 26/07/2018 21:48

l like a man in a Fedora. Although my Goth stepson wears a fabulous Edwardian top hat and looks amazing!

TerfsUp · 26/07/2018 21:49

YABU.

CasperGutman · 26/07/2018 21:50

I'm a bald, fair-skinned man with a skin condition that makes me more prone to sun damage. I avoid wearing panamas because I'm worried people will think I'm a twat. Thanks for confirming.

I do have a nice straw trilby though. Are they OK with you?

CaptainKirkssparetupee · 26/07/2018 21:50

I've liked a bowler hat but my head never fits them, there's a lump at the back of my head and it makes hat finding hard.

Middleoftheroad · 26/07/2018 21:54

I've bought a straw boater style this week and now feel like I should be in Picnic at Hanging Rock. It was either that or a big floppy Joan Collins hat. Sadly I lack the movie star look. Am more Harold Lloyd

I'm 45....

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 26/07/2018 21:55

My dbil bought one for holiday a few years ago. He was greeted every morning by cries of "Donald!"
it wasn't a proper one. I like a proper one
Btw, that was Robert Redford not Indy. And maybe a Borsalino.

ImogenTubbs · 26/07/2018 21:55

My DH (43) wears one and he's not even bald! I don't think he's a twat, but who am I to say? He also wears deck shoes but then he works on and around boats a lot. So yes, YABVU.

PuntCuffin · 26/07/2018 21:55

Both my DS have them. They look gorgeous in them and not at all twat like. They are 8 and 12.

Not sure what else men should wear in hot weather. Men in baseball caps look far more twatty IMO. My FIL wears a scruffy old cotton sunhat thing, looks awful, not necessarily twatty.

Slanetylor · 26/07/2018 21:57

I think if you’re very obviously a mature man, a Dad or a grandad or someone who’d step in in a crisis they look good. On a young man they look very twatish, like playing at being a grown up. Like a moustsch on a young teenager.

Middleoftheroad · 26/07/2018 21:58

Oh WhatFuckery

I know the difference between Redford and Ford!

But possibly not hats...