To ask the worst thing that's been said to you whilst DTD?

[6079SmithW]

I have been inspired by the highly entertaining responses to my original AIBU? thread!

AIBU to ask what's the worst thing that's ever been said to you whilst DTD?

We were doing the business, all very nice thank you, then he started pulling my hair (which was pretty long) really hard, and whispering "yeah you like that don't you, huh, huh, you like that".

I didn't so I left!

I had been seeing a guy many years ago for a few months. We were sleeping together for the first time but he was really nervous and...er....struggling. We started DTD just about and he said 'I don't think this is going to work out. I don't want to see you any more'. Dumped during sex. Cheers mate.

With an ex while dtd, at highest point I whispered another man's name . He stopped and said "what did you say?" and I pretended he was hearing things. Worst moment ever lol

“Naughty girl”

I also don’t like it being discussed after... that turns me off wanting to do it again. Lol

the dog's licking my arse
I can't stop laughing

'GOAL!!!!!!'

The football was on. Apparently this comment was more related to Liverpool's performance than my own.

'is it your period?'
The implication being, eww how gross and disgusting.

I think I need to stop.. the dog is licking my foot

"Disco, disco, time to go now!"

Said by a one night stand, in his room, whilst he flicked the light switch on and off,

We had done the deed and he clearly wanted me to leave.

Lmao

Some of these are hilarious!

"Oh [someone else's name] you're amazing!" Because he was only a casual shag I just howled with laughter.

"You're just like a schoolgirl". I was mid 30's and not dressed up.

You like that don't you

Creepily whispered mid dtd.

Yuck no I don't. May as well have thrown a bucket of cold water over me.

These are ace.

"Ffs, the dog's licking my arse".

this is the best...I'm drinking my tears

My new fella of 2 months asked me to pretend I was someone else!

I got steamy in the shower with a newish bloke and he said and I kid you not.

“Lie down while I piss on you”

Needless to say it didn’t last much longer.

These are just so awful!!!! (not envy) I can't think of anything to match them!

"Shit, you made me miss Robot Wars" 😒

I'm dying at "Faster daddy!"

After finishing me ahem...manually...”that shot all the way down my arm”

Also similar to a poster above; had started in the living room, decided to move into the bedroom as the dog was watching. Once in the bedroom whilst dh was going down on me I was very confused to feel something wet on my foot, looked over to see the dog enthusiastically licking my foot. We showed him away, continued, then 30 seconds later dog was at the foot at the bed starring directly up my bits. Dh then started narrating in dogs voice “oh, I...um...I just thought I’d move round here for a better view. Don’t mind me, I don’t get much”. Totally ruined the mood. Couldn’t continue for another 45 minutes after shutting dog in the garden and a glass of wine.

newly dating a guy many years ago and we were dtd for first time, all going alright until he announced "time to stick it up the slip and slide", urg most unsexy thing ever said, thankful it was over pretty quickly after his announcement and I never saw him again.

*shooed not showed!

'I just need to answer this' as he proceeds to answer his mobile WHILE still inside of me!