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He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius: Trump cont

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PerkingFaintly · 08/01/2018 23:23

We rushed out of the last thread without even a pocket handkerchief: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a3124599-Trump-2018-Resistance-is-Never-Futile

So here's a new one, with its own

I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius.
I have a mighty button and no problems with my penius.
I have no time for television, golf or social media
Since my brain is way way better than the best encyclopedia.

I'm cutting tax, I'll build a wall, I'll take away their medicare
You can trust me 'cos I'm orange and I have the most amazing hair.
So with my total ignorance of matters heterogeneous
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius!

Compared to other leaders, my behavior's quite unusual
My twisted tweets and pissed-on sheets have managed to amuse you all
I have to drink two-handed 'cause my fingers are the teeniest
I need a sippy-cup with the inscription "Stable Genius."

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lionheart · 09/01/2018 14:54

'Many Romans were convinced that Nero was mentally unbalanced and that he had burned much of the imperial capital to the ground just to make room for the construction of the Domus Aurea, a gold-leaf-and-marble palace that stretched from the Palatine to the Esquiline Hill. At enormous venues around the city, he is said to have sung, danced, and played the water organ for many hours—but not before ordering the gates locked to insure that the house would remain full until after the final encore. Driven half mad by Nero’s antics, Romans feigned death or shimmied over the walls with ropes to escape.'

www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/01/15/the-increasing-unfitness-of-donald-trump

BiglyBadgers · 09/01/2018 14:56

That's what the protestors should all do when Trump visits. Feign death! Just a wave of people collapsing in mock heart attacks, covered in blood following his progress through the streets of London.

BiglyBadgers · 09/01/2018 14:59

We can all turn up to every speech or press conference and when he is speaking suddenly clutch our chests and fall to the floor with a pained wail of dispair.

lionheart · 09/01/2018 15:00

That would be fantastic--he is toxic enough to wipe out everyone.

BiglyBadgers · 09/01/2018 15:01

Occasionally just one person can be left standing who will fall to there knees, shake their fist in the air and shout 'Noooooooo!!! For the love of God! When will this madness end? He still had so much to give!'

BiglyBadgers · 09/01/2018 15:02

I may need a lie down in a dark room for a bit...excuse me...

GingerIvy · 09/01/2018 15:07

Whew!! Thanks for the link here! I couldn't find it last night and gave up.

Just logged on today. Afraid to even bring up twitter lately.

Off to catch up on here and twitter. Yikes.

GingerIvy · 09/01/2018 15:13

Ted Lieu

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The @realDonaldTrump Administration is now telling people how to respond to a nuclear detonation.

To those in the #GOP who enable @POTUS, I just want to say that your tax breaks for the super rich won't be worth much in a nuclear war.

GingerIvy · 09/01/2018 15:14

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People are trying to work out what lyrics Donald Trump was singing during the national anthem www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-us-national-anthem-forget-words-star-spangled-banner-ncaa-college-football-game-alabama-a8149061.html

lionheart · 09/01/2018 15:16

Just be ready when the time comes, Bigly. Smile

GingerIvy · 09/01/2018 15:16

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.@realDonaldTrump this is the world working out its problems and you aren’t welcome with your guns out, so you better chill your buttons and leave the grown ups work for a better and more peaceful world.

GingerIvy · 09/01/2018 15:17

Vicente Fox Quesada was referring to NK and SK having talks.

GingerIvy · 09/01/2018 15:17

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Alex Azar's old drug company once tested erectile dysfunction medication Cialis on children. Yes, CHILDREN. THIS is Trump's pick for Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS). bit.ly/2CKg9BX #SayNoToAzar

GingerIvy · 09/01/2018 15:28

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House GOP chair retirements now total eight on.msnbc.com/2mjl1ri

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 15:28

Lewandowski slams ‘deep state’ regulators for rejecting Perry coal plan

thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/368071-lewandowski-slams-deep-state-regulators-for-rejecting-perry-coal?__twitter_impression=true

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 15:34

Interior puts science grants through political review

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/interior-puts-grants-to-nonprofits-universities-through-political-appointee-review/2018/01/08/ec7140b2-f4bc-11e7-beb6-c8d48830c54d_story.html?undefined=&utm_term=.016da27f047a&wpisrc=nl_politics&wpmm=1

The Interior Department has adopted a new screening process for the discretionary grants it makes to outside groups, instructing staff to ensure those awards “promote the priorities” of the Trump administration.

The Dec. 28 directive, obtained by The Washington Post, represents the latest attempt by Trump political appointees to put their mark on government spending. Last summer, the Environmental Protection Agency instituted a system requiring that a political appointee in the public affairs office sign off on each grant before it is awarded.

Scott J. Cameron, Interior’s principal deputy assistant secretary for policy, management and budget, instructed other assistant secretaries and bureau and office heads to submit most grants and cooperative agreements for approval by one of his aides. Those include any award of at least $50,000 “to a non-profit organization that can legally engage in advocacy” or “to an institution of higher education.”

The EPA directive also targeted federal grants to universities and nonprofit groups. Although Cameron did not identify the total amount of funding affected by the new policy, and the department declined to comment on the matter, former Interior officials said hundreds of millions of dollars in expenditures probably would be affected.

An attachment to the directive listed Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke’s “Top Ten Priorities” by which each award would be scrutinized. The list begins with “Creating a conservation stewardship legacy second only to Teddy Roosevelt” and includes “Utilizing our natural resources.”

Although Interior secretaries under Democratic and Republican presidents have directed federal dollars to support their priorities, the new approval process appears to be without precedent within the department.

David J. Hayes, who served as Interior’s deputy secretary under Bill Clinton and Barack Obama, said in an email Monday that laws passed by Congress govern these programs.

“Subjugating Congress’ priorities to 10 of the Secretary’s own priorities is arrogant, impractical and, in some cases, likely illegal,” said Hayes, executive director of the New York University School of Law’s State Energy and Environmental Impact Center.

“Our senior leadership team never set up a process like this — that is, a process that identifies broad categories of contracts, at modest financial levels, that must be kicked upstairs to headquarters for political sign-off,” Hayes added. “To the contrary, we recognized that government contract processes are complex, and that political interference would sully the integrity of contracting processes that applicants have a right to expect are governed with fairness, impartiality, and integrity as their guide.”

GingerIvy · 09/01/2018 15:38

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30 is the magic number of cosponsors needed to get a #NetNeutrality vote in the full Senate.

Proud to be that 30th cosponsor of @SenMarkey bill to restore free and open internet.

9:36 AM - 8 Jan 2018

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 15:41

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Breaking News: A federal judge officially just allowed a consent decree going back to the 1980s barring the RNC from engaging in ballot security activities to expire
The judge also denied DNC request to depose Reince Priebus, Brad Parscale and Mike Roman about their election night activities at Trump tower

GingerIvy · 09/01/2018 15:42

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OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 15:42

Secret Pro-Life Meeting With Mike Pence Killed Obamacare Fix—For Now

Pro-life groups held a behind-closed-doors meeting with VP Mike Pence shortly before the bipartisan compromise deal to patch up Obamacare went down in flames.

www.thedailybeast.com/secret-pro-life-meeting-with-mike-pence-killed-obamacare-fixfor-now

A bipartisan effort to stabilize the U.S. health-insurance markets collapsed last month after anti-abortion groups appealed directly to Vice President Mike Pence at the 11th hour, The Daily Beast has learned.

Amid opposition from conservatives in the House of Representatives, a group of pro-life activists met with Pence to lobby the Trump administration against supporting a health-insurance market-stabilization bill on the grounds that it does not contain sufficient language on abortion restrictions, according to sources with direct knowledge of the meeting. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) was also in attendance at the Dec. 19 meeting, three of the sources said.

The next day, key lawmakers involved in crafting the legislation announced they were punting on the issue until 2018.

GingerIvy · 09/01/2018 15:45

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UN Ambassador @NikkiHaley on #FireAndFury: “I am always amazed at the lengths people will go to lie for money and for power, this is like taking it to a whole new level." Uh. Wait. Is she talking about @MichaelWolffNYC or Trump? thehill.com/homenews/sunday-talk-shows/367805-haley-no-one-questions-the-stability-of-the-president

GingerIvy · 09/01/2018 15:48

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I love it when @RuthMarcus gets medieval on someone. This is perfectly said. www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2018/01/09/ivanka-trump-stop-the-you-go-girl-oprah-cheerleading-youre-complicit/?tid=ss_tw&utm_term=.2312f9cb41db

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 15:53

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This is awesome. Portland's city officials - police, judges, mayor - insisted they have the right to search people's trash with no warrants. So local alt-weekly (@wweek) went through their trash and published the contents (via @bartongellman) www.wweek.com/portland/article-1616-rubbish.html-2

Perched in his office on the 15th floor of the Justice Center, Chief Kroeker seemed perfectly comfortable with the idea of trash as public property.

"Things inside your house are to be guarded," he told WW. "Those that are in the trash are open for trash men and pickers and--and police. And so it's not a matter of privacy anymore."

Then we spread some highlights from our haul on the table in front of him.

"This is very cheap," he blurted out, frowning as we pointed out a receipt with his credit-card number, a summary of his wife's investments, an email prepping the mayor about his job application to be police chief of Los Angeles, a well-chewed cigar stub, and a handwritten note scribbled in pencil on a napkin, so personal it made us cringe. We also drew his attention to a newsletter from the conservative political advocacy group Focus on the Family, addressed to "Mr. & Mrs. Mark Kroeker."

"Are you a member of Focus on the Family?" we asked.

"No," the chief replied.

"Is your wife?"

"You know," he said, with a Clint Eastwood gaze, "it's none of your business."

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 16:02

New US ambassador to Netherlands regularly made unsubstantiated 'no-go zones' claims, speculated 15% of Muslims could be jihadists

edition.cnn.com/2018/01/09/politics/kfile-pete-hoekstra-no-go-zones/index.html

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