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He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius: Trump cont

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PerkingFaintly · 08/01/2018 23:23

We rushed out of the last thread without even a pocket handkerchief: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a3124599-Trump-2018-Resistance-is-Never-Futile

So here's a new one, with its own

I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius.
I have a mighty button and no problems with my penius.
I have no time for television, golf or social media
Since my brain is way way better than the best encyclopedia.

I'm cutting tax, I'll build a wall, I'll take away their medicare
You can trust me 'cos I'm orange and I have the most amazing hair.
So with my total ignorance of matters heterogeneous
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius!

Compared to other leaders, my behavior's quite unusual
My twisted tweets and pissed-on sheets have managed to amuse you all
I have to drink two-handed 'cause my fingers are the teeniest
I need a sippy-cup with the inscription "Stable Genius."

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OhYouBadBadKitten · 09/01/2018 07:55

Thank you for the new thread and the pointer to it, The title is clearly genius Grin

lettuceWrap · 09/01/2018 08:02

Thanks for the new thread.
Amazon Uk should, in theory, be delivering my pre-ordered copy of Fire and Fury today- I guess that’s not happening as it’s not been dispatched yet, according to parcel tracking.
My young adult DC have downloaded the audio version already but I’m holding out for a hard copy Grin

I was slightly amused by this (read the first couple of reply tweets, there’s a nice little burn!).

www.facebook.com/PokeHQ/posts/1961056087268008

Roussette · 09/01/2018 08:06

Thank you perking for the genius thread, and the song... well ... what can I say? (I did have to switch off 'Xander' though as he makes my teeth itch!)

Glad to see rogue thread was impeached Grin

TheClaws · 09/01/2018 08:08

I’m sure NK wouldn’t mind if you do a strike or two.

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Roussette · 09/01/2018 08:19

Oooh just realised I had a PM too... No one PMs me Thank you!

Couldn't sleep last night and at some ungodly hour read an interesting report about Trump's medical on Friday. Twitter is whipped up with it but unfortunately we can't get excited about it. They won't be doing cognitive mental capacity tests if he chooses not to have them. Also it is miitary medical personnel so he can tell them what he wants them to do. Apparently, he is borderline obese but I can't see him letting up on the Maccys. The best we can hope for is clogged arteries

BiglyBadgers · 09/01/2018 08:23

I agree Rousette. If there is even the smallest chance of this medical being anything but flattering it won't be released. I just can't get excited about it to be honest.

Roussette · 09/01/2018 08:28

Reading Ivanka's tweet... I am Shock, is she really that thick? She writes about how wonderful Oprah's speech was... apart from the women MeToo/Weinstein bits... the dark times Oprah is talking about is her father. #complicit

badbadhusky · 09/01/2018 08:36

To shake off the taint of a parent like Trump, you really need to be no contact and publicly critical of their misdeeds, not holed up with them in the Trump family bunker (White House). 🙄

cozietoesie · 09/01/2018 09:42

It's a spiking attempt if it was her.

lionheart · 09/01/2018 10:42

Yes, a PM with the little bell sign is a good thing. Thanks Perking.
Smile

I think you're up next for the new thread title Bigly. We cannot have another cull. Shock

At the speed these threads and the Trump story moves, it will be very shortly.

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 11:07

I think for valiant persistence in the face of adversity, I nominate badbadhusky to start the next thread Grin

This is interesting:

It’s time for Democrats to take this drastic step on Trump and Russia

www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/wp/2018/01/08/its-time-for-democrats-to-take-this-drastic-step-on-trump-and-russia/?utm_term=.7bc7147de469

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PerkingFaintly · 09/01/2018 11:10

'Tis badbadhusky who is ABSOLUTELY DEFINITELY starting the new thread.

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PerkingFaintly · 09/01/2018 11:11

(Unless she's otherwise engaged giving evidence to the Senate Committee.Grin)

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PerkingFaintly · 09/01/2018 11:13

Sorry, that sounded snippy when it was meant to sound smiley.

Not enough sleep, not enough coffee.

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PerkingFaintly · 09/01/2018 11:24

Ahhh, that explains the attack on Christopher Steele.

I thought Grassley was just dead-catting. But no, the committee can't release any Fusion GPS info because of "ongoing investigations". Of course. Simple move by Grassley.

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OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 11:33

"The drastic step" further explained by Maddow:

Odd move could make Fusion GPS transcript public over GOP wishes

www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/odd-move-could-make-fusion-gps-transcript-public-over-gop-wishes-1132384323765

cozietoesie · 09/01/2018 14:37

I wonder whether it would really be Brenda, though? She gave up being the Remembrance Numero Uno due to age and I can't imagine Brian saying 'Yes', happily.

MadCap · 09/01/2018 14:40

😀

He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius: Trump cont
lionheart · 09/01/2018 14:43

Maybe the duchess with the brooch could step in for HRH?

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