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He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius: Trump cont

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PerkingFaintly · 08/01/2018 23:23

We rushed out of the last thread without even a pocket handkerchief: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a3124599-Trump-2018-Resistance-is-Never-Futile

So here's a new one, with its own

I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius.
I have a mighty button and no problems with my penius.
I have no time for television, golf or social media
Since my brain is way way better than the best encyclopedia.

I'm cutting tax, I'll build a wall, I'll take away their medicare
You can trust me 'cos I'm orange and I have the most amazing hair.
So with my total ignorance of matters heterogeneous
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius!

Compared to other leaders, my behavior's quite unusual
My twisted tweets and pissed-on sheets have managed to amuse you all
I have to drink two-handed 'cause my fingers are the teeniest
I need a sippy-cup with the inscription "Stable Genius."

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Lweji · 09/01/2018 01:19

Thank you so much, Perking. Grin

Lweji · 09/01/2018 01:20

or is it that no-one else will side with them?

This...

cozietoesie · 09/01/2018 01:42

As an aside:

5 gets you 10 that Joe Scarborough runs in 2018.

Smile
BoreOfWhabylon · 09/01/2018 01:51

Penius is genius Grin
Love the song
Love the thread
Thank you

BoreOfWhabylon · 09/01/2018 01:53

Really cozie ?

Well, well, well

Interesting times

Saffronwblue · 09/01/2018 01:59

Trump spreading joy at college football- including (again) not knowing the words to the national anthem.
uproxx.com/sports/donald-trump-college-football-playoff-national-anthem-reaction/3/

TheClaws · 09/01/2018 02:38

Seth Abramson Retweeted
The Hill @thehill
3h3 hours ago
More
Gorka contradicts Trump: I was ordered to speak with Michael Wolff for his book hill.cm/pXwWVCj

cozietoesie · 09/01/2018 03:09

I have no inside track on this, Bore. Just a strong feeling. Wink

Saffronwblue · 09/01/2018 03:37

Aides trying to hold 45 back from striking NK...
www.businessinsider.com.au/tillerson-mattis-trump-north-korea-strike-2018-1?r=US&IR=T

Natsku · 09/01/2018 04:41

Thanks Perking great title, love that song!

blueskyinmarch · 09/01/2018 06:42

Thanks for the new thread. Quick placemark so I can catch up later.

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 07:02

Thanks for the thread!

Jeet Heer
@HeerJeet
Foreign Policy runs a piece saying USA should attack North Korea and if millions of South Koreans die, it's their own fault for not having bomb shelters.

foreignpolicy.com/2018/01/08/its-time-to-bomb-north-korea/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 07:09

Axios
@axios
Lindsey Graham on Trump: "I said he was a xenophobic, race-baiting religious bigot (during 2016 campaign). I ran out of things to say. He won. Guess what, he's our President."

mobile.twitter.com/axios/status/950413489071419393/video/1

KevinTheYuccaPlant · 09/01/2018 07:09

The BBC looks at Trump's schedule compared to past presidents.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42610275

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 07:10

Natasha Bertrand
@NatashaBertrand
The judge, Trevor McFadden, said last July that his work for the Trump transition team involved reviewing info "regarding potential political appointees to the Executive Branch for evidence that may disqualify them or reflect poorly on the President"

<a class="break-all" href="https://amp.businessinsider.com/fusion-gps-trump-dossier-defamation-case-recusal-2018-1#click=t.co/KDYfWr64Tn" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">amp.businessinsider.com/fusion-gps-trump-dossier-defamation-case-recusal-2018-1#click=t.co/KDYfWr64Tn

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 07:11

Marlow Stern
@MarlowNYC
Right after watching Oprah's speech Ivanka tweeted a #TIMESUP message, then followed Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer. I have... many questions.

He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius: Trump cont
OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 07:13

Milo Yiannopoulos Will Now Represent Himself In His Lawsuit Against Simon & Schuster

His former lawyers have withdrawn as counsel, citing "a breakdown in the relationship."

www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/ellievhall/milo-yiannopoulos-represent-himself?__twitter_impression=true

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 07:14

WHITE HOUSE STAFF COULD BE IN TROUBLE IF THEY HELP TRUMP WITH FAKE NEWS AWARDS, SAYS FORMER WH LAWYER

www.newsweek.com/white-house-staff-could-be-trouble-if-they-help-trump-fake-news-awards-says-773794?amp=1&__twitter_impression=true

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 07:15

Holly Figueroa O'Reilly
@AynRandPaulRyan

HOT DAMN!

The court will hear arguments in @knightcolumbia v. Trump First Amendment challenge to @realDonaldTrump's blocking of Twitter critics on March 8 in NYC.

(TL;dr: This is our lawsuit against Trump for blocking us on Twitter.)

h/t @JameelJaffer

He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius: Trump cont
OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 07:17

The Hoarse Whisperer
@HoarseWisperer

On Friday, when Sens Grassley and Graham went after Christopher Steele, I thought I saw the ploy at hand... 1/

Specifically, I had a feeling the plot was to kick up a smokescreen for not releasing the Fusion GPS transcripts while investigations were “ongoing”. 2/
Well, whattya know... Senator Grassley just issued a statement saying he won’t release the Fusion GPS transcripts because...

...it would interfere with ongoing investigations.

Shocking, I say! 3/

On the one hand, I’m kinda gratified about sniffing out this scheme from the jump...

On the other hand, I’m enraged at the efforts at obstruction by these sleazebags.

This can’t stand.

Full story here:

www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2018-01-08/grassley-won-t-release-fusion-gps-transcript-from-russia-probe

He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius: Trump cont
TheNorthWestPawsage · 09/01/2018 07:19

It’s a privilege for you all that I found you.
(I’m already beginning to feel overwhelmed and it’s only Day 9 of the new torture)

Thanks for the new thread though! Smile

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 07:19

The Justice Department busted a white supremacist in a terrorism case. Then they didn't tell anyone about it.

m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5a510cc2e4b01e1a4b157ae9

Will Sommer
Will Sommer
@willsommer
Huge gun stash, including a hidden compartment in his house; tons of white supremacist connections; went to Charlottesville for Unite the Right. Then he gets released on bail!

Daniel W. Webster
@DanielWWebster1
Did DOJ keep it quiet bc he was a white supremacist or bc he had permit to carry concealed guns? Trump more beholden to NRA than 2 Alt Right

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 07:20

Trump named top global 'press oppressor'

thehill.com/homenews/administration/367968-trump-named-top-global-press-oppressor?amp&__twitter_impression=true

BiglyBadgers · 09/01/2018 07:21

I feel so super special I got a PM. Thanks perking Wink Grin

Are we going to need a thread starting rota? Wink

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