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He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius: Trump cont

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PerkingFaintly · 08/01/2018 23:23

We rushed out of the last thread without even a pocket handkerchief: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a3124599-Trump-2018-Resistance-is-Never-Futile

So here's a new one, with its own

I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius.
I have a mighty button and no problems with my penius.
I have no time for television, golf or social media
Since my brain is way way better than the best encyclopedia.

I'm cutting tax, I'll build a wall, I'll take away their medicare
You can trust me 'cos I'm orange and I have the most amazing hair.
So with my total ignorance of matters heterogeneous
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius!

Compared to other leaders, my behavior's quite unusual
My twisted tweets and pissed-on sheets have managed to amuse you all
I have to drink two-handed 'cause my fingers are the teeniest
I need a sippy-cup with the inscription "Stable Genius."

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TheNorthWestPawsage · 17/01/2018 21:43

How long ago it seems.
Happy Bday Michelle.

He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius: Trump cont
badbadhusky · 17/01/2018 22:06

Hmm. That birthday looks rather posed. I no likey. I’m having a harrumphy day with anything that comes across as inauthentic. The Obamas come across best when they are just styling it out.

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 17/01/2018 22:09

Manu Raju
@mkraju
Schiff says Corey Lewandowski refused to disclose any information to the committee AFTER he left the campaign in 2016. Told panel he was “unprepared” and would come back another time

MsHooliesCardigan · 17/01/2018 22:14

m.youtube.com/watch?v=wnvCPQqQWds

I have posted this loads of times but it really does show how far we have fallen.

Prince Harry took over the Today programme for a few days recently and interviewed Obama. It was obvious that they really get on with other. I think that he met when Obama visited the UK and just really clicked and have become good friends.
I can’t remember how the subject of the wedding came up and whether Obama was going to be invited but I couldn’t stop imagining how 45 would react if Obama got an invite and he didn’t.

lionheart · 17/01/2018 22:41

ABC News Politics

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Press Sec. Sanders on whether the White House is prepared for Special Counsel Mueller's ongoing investigation: "I think we've been dealing with this hoax for the better part of a year, if we have to endure the ridiculousness for another month, we can certainly handle it."

TheNorthWestPawsage · 17/01/2018 22:50

www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-exclusive/exclusive-trump-says-russia-helping-north-korea-skirt-sanctions-pyongyang-getting-close-on-missile-idUSKBN1F62KO?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=Social

During a 53-minute interview with a fresh Diet Coke near at hand on his desk, Trump also said he was considering a big “fine” as part of an investigation into China’s alleged theft of intellectual property; that he has lost all trust in the chief Democratic Party negotiator on immigration in the Senate; and declined to clear up conflicting reports about his use of the phrase “shithole countries” in a White House meeting, which caused an international outcry.

With North Korea persisting as the major global challenge facing Trump this year, the president cast doubt on whether talks with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un would be useful. In the past he has not ruled out direct talks with Kim.

“I’d sit down, but I‘m not sure that sitting down will solve the problem,” he said, noting that past negotiations with the North Koreans by his predecessors had failed to rein in North Korea’s nuclear and missile programs.

He blamed his three immediate predecessors, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and Barack Obama, for failing to resolve the crisis and, a day after his doctor gave him a perfect score on a cognitive test, suggested he had the mental acuity to solve it.

“I guess they all realized they were going to have to leave it to a president that scored the highest on tests,” he said.

badbadhusky · 17/01/2018 22:59

OK, this is probably indecently early and not as snappy as Perking’s OP, but here goes:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3142761-All-Trump-sees-is-green-All-we-see-is-a-traitorous-orange-menace-Who-is-right-Place-bets-now-Trump-continued

lionheart · 17/01/2018 22:59

Trump on North Korea.

'“I’d sit down, but I‘m not sure that sitting down will solve the problem,” he said, noting that past negotiations with the North Koreans by his predecessors had failed to rein in North Korea’s nuclear and missile programs.

He blamed his three immediate predecessors, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and Barack Obama, for failing to resolve the crisis and, a day after his doctor gave him a perfect score on a cognitive test, suggested he had the mental acuity to solve it.

“I guess they all realized they were going to have to leave it to a president that scored the highest on tests,” he said.'

www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-exclusive/exclusive-trump-says-russia-helping-north-korea-skirt-sanctions-pyongyang-getting-close-on-missile-idUSKBN1F62KO?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=Social

badbadhusky · 17/01/2018 23:00

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