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He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius: Trump cont

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PerkingFaintly · 08/01/2018 23:23

We rushed out of the last thread without even a pocket handkerchief: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a3124599-Trump-2018-Resistance-is-Never-Futile

So here's a new one, with its own

I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius.
I have a mighty button and no problems with my penius.
I have no time for television, golf or social media
Since my brain is way way better than the best encyclopedia.

I'm cutting tax, I'll build a wall, I'll take away their medicare
You can trust me 'cos I'm orange and I have the most amazing hair.
So with my total ignorance of matters heterogeneous
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius!

Compared to other leaders, my behavior's quite unusual
My twisted tweets and pissed-on sheets have managed to amuse you all
I have to drink two-handed 'cause my fingers are the teeniest
I need a sippy-cup with the inscription "Stable Genius."

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BiglyBadgers · 09/01/2018 16:03

Oh my! That is hilarious pain! Grin

BiglyBadgers · 09/01/2018 16:03

That was about the trash post not the no-go zones obviously Hmm

cozietoesie · 09/01/2018 16:05

@RuthMarcus is subtly wrong, I fear. Ivanka Trump has no grounds - at the moment - for criticising Winfrey. So heaping praise is a perfect tactic. She shows herself to be nice and can then be deeply deeply disappointed at a later date with no loss of face. (Once the 'dirt' has been found.)

GingerIvy · 09/01/2018 16:06

Caroline O.

@RVAwonk
14h14 hours ago
Today, the Committee to Protect Journalists named Trump the top global “press oppressor," alongside some of the world's most brutal dictators.

This is where we are.
shareblue.com/trump-named-top-press-oppressor-alongside-worlds-most-brutal-dictators/#.WlQnwyzHxaQ.twitter

GingerIvy · 09/01/2018 16:09

Oh FFS.

David M. Drucker

Verified account

@DavidMDrucker
8m8 minutes ago
NEWS: Joe Arpaio is running for Senate in Arizona. My story and interview w/ @RealSheriffJoe: washex.am/2CMPAMc

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 16:12

Urgh

cozietoesie · 09/01/2018 16:17

It doesn't bother me that much - except on general principle. He won't make it. And the GOP would be insane to endorse him............

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 16:28

The level of crazy has been ramped up recently though. Those who are seemingly in positions not to fear criticising Trump (Corker etc) have changed their tune and are positively oozing with obsequiousness.

Republicans scrutinize FBI's media contacts in Russia case
Critics say GOP questions about alleged Justice Department leaks are a diversion that could have a chilling effect on reporters.

www.politico.com/story/2018/01/09/russia-case-republicans-media-fbi-328567

cozietoesie · 09/01/2018 16:31

True. Wink

I've always thought of McConnell et al as essentially 'calculating'. Perhaps I'm wrong.

GingerIvy · 09/01/2018 16:34

Chuck Schumer

Verified account

@SenSchumer
1m1 minute ago
When we force a vote on the #NetNeutrality CRA, the American people will see whose side Republicans are on.

GingerIvy · 09/01/2018 16:36

ABC News

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@ABC
21h21 hours ago
NEW: Counsel to "Fire and Fury" author and publisher responds to Pres. Trump's legal counsel: "My clients do not intend to cease publication, no such retraction will occur, and no apology is warranted." abcn.ws/2ElU3WI pic.twitter.com/F2AXeeex5m

GingerIvy · 09/01/2018 16:42

Jeffrey K. Walker

@JkwalkerAuthor
7m7 minutes ago
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I'm an experienced attorney and former law professor at a NYC law school. Let me just say that this is one very fine piece of legal draftsmanship. Boom!

GingerIvy · 09/01/2018 16:43

The "pic.twitter.com/F2AXeeex5m" part is the legal document. Excellent read. Grin

Gumpendorf · 09/01/2018 16:47

'Today, the Committee to Protect Journalists named Trump the top global “press oppressor," alongside some of the world's most brutal dictators.

He'll be proud of that. It means he's joined the club of leaders he most admires.

Thanks for the new thread (and PM) perking. Thanks

GingerIvy · 09/01/2018 16:51

Preet Bharara

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@PreetBharara
1m1 minute ago
Pardon me? twitter.com/realsheriffjoe/status/950760802763661312

Grin
GingerIvy · 09/01/2018 16:53

The Daily Beast

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@thedailybeast
2m2 minutes ago
Trump surrogate says he'd beat "Jesus and the Virgin Mary" in 2020 thebea.st/2Fg4Ym6

This'll go over well.

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 17:13

Re: the ruling that says the RNC can now engage in ballot security activities

Pé Resists
@4everNeverTrump
This means the Republican Party can pay to send goons to Democratic precincts to intimidate voters on Election Day.

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 17:37

What about in 2016? And what’s measured are you putting in place to stop it?

Huntsman: US-Russia Relations ‘Done’ if There’s ‘18 Meddling
amp.thedailybeast.com/trumps-russia-ambassador-us-russia-relations-done-if-kremlin-meddles-in-2018-elections?source=twitter&via=desktop&__twitter_impression=true

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 17:45

Jim Acosta
@Acosta
Trump just told reporters he could beat Oprah in 2020... per WH pool.

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 17:46

More realistic than Jesus and Mary I suppose?

GingerIvy · 09/01/2018 17:48

Rep. Joe Kennedy III

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@RepJoeKennedy
12m12 minutes ago
Call them #DREAMers. Call them Americans. Call them human beings who deserve to live in the only place they call home. Whose lives shouldn’t be horse-traded for campaign promises & walls. Our government’s word should mean something. pic.twitter.com/rzeIJrGGBm

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 17:49

Although a middle eastern unwed mother and her anti-wealth son would face a tough time at the polls. Imagine the GOP ads

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 09/01/2018 17:54

Scott Wong
@scottwongDC
Me: "Hey, is this Arpaio thing serious?"

Arizona source: "It is a serious fundraising scam."

Second AZ source: "My cynical side says it’s a cash grab for donations, which he can use to pay legal bills" from his criminal contempt conviction

BerylStreep · 09/01/2018 18:10

Hello, place marking to binge read later.

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