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To be lividly wondering about this and log with 101?

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TheCatOfAthenry · 04/01/2018 22:50

Why did Kelis warm up her milkshake? Did the boys go to the yard because of the smell of old warm milkshakes?

And in what way was the man in The Killers experiencing a sign that was vital. Were his O2 sats 98% in room air and BP 120/80 mmHg?

The mind does boggle.

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Primamadonna · 04/01/2018 22:57

I wonder how sarah brightman lost her heart to a starship trooper and the oxygen levels.
I'll log it now

TheQueenOfWands · 04/01/2018 22:59

Why the Starman thought he'd blow everyone's minds if he went to meet them.

Bit full of himself.

TheCatOfAthenry · 04/01/2018 23:10

It would appear that such incidents are all too common.

I note the guy with the vital sign (single) was also cutting a cord. Was this possibly some sort of extraterrestrial labour ward? The Starman might be able to clarify same.

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BarbaraWoodlouse · 04/01/2018 23:16

I am unconvinced that money makes the world go around.

I may cancel the cheque.

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 04/01/2018 23:20

The police are clearly doing nothing about the Killer Queen.

Why is this allowed to go on?

Flyingflipflop · 04/01/2018 23:21

Why are the clowns, and my dog or mother, not allowed to Rule Britannia?

Trampire · 04/01/2018 23:22

I'm very upset that for too many years, nobody actually seems to know if Annie is ok? No-one has actually given enough of a shit to check on her properly, they just keep asking if she's ok. She's obviously not.

LineysRunes · 04/01/2018 23:22

I don't want to be Thanked For The Music. I find it to be harassment.

ScootieAllan · 04/01/2018 23:25

I'm still wondering what the Killer Queen was doing with that gelatine along with her gunpowder. Making a jelly that goes bang?

TheCatOfAthenry · 04/01/2018 23:26

Scootie, it might be served in the same restaurant as those warm milkshakes

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BastardGoDarkly · 04/01/2018 23:26

I'm not convinced all I need is love either? What about crisps and wine?

BearLeft · 04/01/2018 23:27

I called 101 when he was killing me softly with his song. The Police merely told him to 'don't stand so close to me'. I don't look back in anger much though.

Flyingflipflop · 04/01/2018 23:28

Were the bluebirds in Kent lost? They usually live in America.

ScootieAllan · 04/01/2018 23:30

@TheCatOfAthenry is that the restaurant where every time you go away you take a piece of meat with you?

Gingernaut · 04/01/2018 23:30

Did the man who sold the world commit fraud?

WorraLiberty · 04/01/2018 23:30

I've got a foreigner on my doorstep, demanding to know what love is.

Apparently he wants me to show him Shock

Fuck 101, I'm cranking this one up to a 999 call.

BearLeft · 04/01/2018 23:33

@Worraliberty: I think I love you. So what am I so afraid of?

Eltonjohnssyrup · 04/01/2018 23:33

If your heart has a total eclipse do you need to be defibrillated?

TheCatOfAthenry · 04/01/2018 23:34

Agreed, Worra. You should ask him if he is on glue.

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GrooovyLass · 04/01/2018 23:34

Do we need to know if Annie is ok because she was so upset that bloke isn't her Daddy?

And don't worry about the fella from the killers. He's been doing just fine since he came out of his cage.

yrhengi · 04/01/2018 23:34

Who IS going to drive me home tonight?

and if they're going to hang up when I call/plug their ears when I scream, are they really to be relied upon anyway?

GrooovyLass · 04/01/2018 23:35

Worra bloody foreigner, coming to our country demanding to know what love is...

Ryder63 · 04/01/2018 23:40

Grooovylass Grin

And stop sending in those sodding clowns

cathycake · 04/01/2018 23:45

I share your concerns
There's been a murder on the dance floor and Sophie Ellis bloody Bexter is worried about the dj killing the groove.
Am I right to be concerned?

AlessandroVasectomi · 04/01/2018 23:45

What if the hokey-cokey ISN’T what it’s all about?

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