To be lividly wondering about this and log with 101?

[TheCatOfAthenry]

Why did Kelis warm up her milkshake? Did the boys go to the yard because of the smell of old warm milkshakes?

And in what way was the man in The Killers experiencing a sign that was vital. Were his O2 sats 98% in room air and BP 120/80 mmHg?

The mind does boggle.

Logged with 101 because I'm a honky tonk woman and he's a street fighting man. I'm fed up of being under his thumb and now wild horses won't stop me from painting it black.

Buffys - LTB

I don't what she's going to look like with a chimney on her either, but it probably won't be very nice.

I find that pelvic thrust very rude and disrespectful, threatening even.

I'm going to get away with it though dot. Defence of madness. Because it drove me insayayayne.

He says it was to make love to me.

I'm calling 999

Baby you can drive my car. But what you can’t do is then park it across my driveway thus blocking it. You CF. Not unless you want me to ‘log’ it. (Do I need to do a diagram?)

Sod 101. I'm going to have to find an old fashioned plod to ask for directions. I'm completely lost and this atlas is useless, the streets have no names!

Lights will guide you home and ignite your bones

Sorry I'd rather make my own way, thanks.

Elton - hope you find what you're looking for

Buffys, he's literally a CF. Let us know how you get on.

Hit me baby one more time, go on, I've got you on camera you bastard!

Sorry Buffy Did I do it again? oops

I wanted the guy upstairs so I knocked 3 times on the ceiling as requested.

Now he's called the landlord on me.

Is he gaslighting me?

Right, chucked him through the window and now he's crying in the rain.

Time for d I v o r c e

Chocolate don't you know that she's toxic?

I'd move your problem to the Relationships topic if I were you.

Worra, he's not gaslighting you, that's a gas leak! He knocked twice on the pipe and broke it!

Buffy have you told little J.O.E you'll be going away?

I hit Ian with some rhythm sticks ... but he was asking for it!

As much as I appreciate you wanting to stay awake all night just to watch me sleep I feel your being a bit creepy listening to me breathe.
Also I don't appreciate you kissing my eyes when I sleep as this eye cream is bloody expensive and eye bags are getting worse every day by your behaviour.. If you think Im smiling as I sleep I'm actually passing wind so please just cut this out now.

Elton that's a very good point.

Do you live in our block of flats?

If so, I'm surprised you're still standing after all this time.

There's a sofa sale on at DFS, just so you know...

Gas leak? Cmon baby light my fire

And by the way - who the fuck is Alice?

After all these 101 logs... Will somebody please grant my last request and just let me hold them?

Worra,

Got a thread under relationships bout a womaniser

Should I stay or should I go?

The Landlord says yes, but the council says no and that I must wait for the court order...