To be lividly wondering about this and log with 101?

[TheCatOfAthenry]

Why did Kelis warm up her milkshake? Did the boys go to the yard because of the smell of old warm milkshakes?

And in what way was the man in The Killers experiencing a sign that was vital. Were his O2 sats 98% in room air and BP 120/80 mmHg?

The mind does boggle.

And by the way - who the fuck is Alice? Is he the one who rode on an un-named horse through the Sahara?

@cathycake I used to live next door to Alice, one day a big limousine pulled up she got in it and that was that. Ghosted.

who the fuck is Alice?

She lives on the second floor, opposite Luca.

Buffy Sorry your my princess and I want to get a castle with you and wear a ring, surely you can be a king if you want?

Cathy, I don't know, I was asking Sylvia's mother, but she's reported me for phone harassment

missteri whaaa? You HIT Ian? You’re probably the reason he turned to sex and drugs and rock and roll.

Don't worry Teri, we won't grass on you. We're never gonna give you up. To the police like.

I loved this thread. Not to throw off all the wonderful fun but also.....

LYRICS
My name is Luka
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
Yes I think you've seen me before
If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was

They only hit until you cry
After that you don't ask why
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore

Amazing thread op, loved it, temporary down but important I think.

Thanks everyone, knew I could lean on you all during those moments when I'm not strong. Somehow, I'll carry on.

I want to know what Meatloaf won't do for love...

@Rubies12345 anal at CenterParcs?

Thecat

MissTeri, you WILL survive

FreudianSlurp It is, I'm really feeling the love tonight, that's why I choose friends over partners, I know they won't go breaking my heart.

You broke in through my window and now you're moaning about walking on broken glass??

No, I'm not calling 101 for you, hit the road Jack

BuffysFavouriteStake I will, I'm still standing (despite the cigarettes and alcohol)!

Ok quick question

I have a friend who refuses to believe his brother in on the heavy side, even though his welfare is his concern.

He's strong enough to carry him at the moment but I'm worried about the rest of the journey.

They don't even know where they're going, so should I recommend a Sat Nav?

His last one was the U2 Sat Nav but it was totally useless.

All the streets had no names and he still hasn't found what he's looking for.

Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City? You're a thousand miles away but tonight you look so pretty...
Logged with local police as I suspect my ex is stalking me and may be watching me through a hidden camera.

Ahh ahh ahh ahh
You better beware, you better take care
You better watch out if you got long black hair
Keep looking behind, you'll got out of your mind
You better not go, you'll never know what you'll find
Ahh ahh ahh ahh

Logged for everyone with black hair which is also long. Must be long that's important.

Just stay away from the E's and whizz and you'll be fine

I'm just wondering why so many people are up at this time of night - you all getting your teenage kicks?

Long black hair? Sounds like a witchy woman...

I am prepared to entertain the notion that love is in fact a rollercoaster.

I take issue, however, with the assertion that I personally (or indeed any sovereign individual of sound mind) have "just gotta ride it".