To be lividly wondering about this and log with 101?

[TheCatOfAthenry]

Why did Kelis warm up her milkshake? Did the boys go to the yard because of the smell of old warm milkshakes?

And in what way was the man in The Killers experiencing a sign that was vital. Were his O2 sats 98% in room air and BP 120/80 mmHg?

The mind does boggle.

so if you're not getting your teenage kicks right through the night, are you even a teenage dirtbag, baby?

Im a little scared and nervous here.. the storm and winds are picking up.

Just turned on the radio and apparently its now raining men

What are the laws on this? To add fuel to the fire theres a couple of women who think its bloody funny and are encouarging this sort of behaviour.

Am i right to call police if they land in my garden or worse come crashing through the roof?

A teenage dirtbag - is that a really old sack of compost?

greensleeves - i think you'll find that love is a stranger in a car. Watch out or it will take you far away.

kick it's because of you, I just can't you out of my head, I daren;t think about anything else.

cathycake, you need to get yourself absolutely soaking wet.

KickAssAngel
The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind... next door are trying to be a hippy and its coming through my window

@cathycake be careful because thunderbolt and lightening is very very frightening.

Au contraire KickAssAngel - I have it on good authority that love is in fact a razor blade that leaves the soul to bleed. Just leaves it there, bleeding.

If that is what you people call 'love', you can keep it as far as I am concerned

cathycake it's been raining men since just about half past ten.

Have you only just noticed???

kickass is it a Fast Car?

Scaramoosh scaramoosh.!
What the fucks a fandango and how the hell do you play one ?

Cathy Sorry I have no idea I'm just a poor boy from a poor family living his life in this monstrosity

Someone bloke has one of those walking talking sleeping loving living dolls... hes going to do his best to please her.. personally i think they are just creepy and should be banned

All I want to know is where those thunder bolts and lighting came from?
They were very very frightening

Robert, my friendly local builder, says he can fix it but I'm not sure.

Well im not letting Miss Miller go - no matter how much you beg.. i will not let her go

Someone has just called to say they love me and tell me I make them feel like dancing. It's borderline harassment with them hanging on the telephone, it's the second time this week, last night they were shouting let me entertain you before asking me to ring them back to wake them up before I go go anywhere!!!

Oh i know Bob and yes he can

Can I complain about what a guy said recently?

He said he like bigs butts

He didn't lie.

And not one of his brothers denied that when this round thing walked in (me)
Eith this itty-bitty waist (me 20 years ago)
That he got sprung

Wtf????

Fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round. Takes all sorts, I guess. My sister prefers a lovely bunch of coconuts, and she's got the biggest balls of them all.

Well @BSintolerant can you handle it?
@TheCatOfAthenry can you handle it?
@cathycake can you handle it?

Personally, I don't think you can handle it cos I'm far too bootylicious for you babes

The missionary man is following me. Is it because I'm agnostic?