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To be lividly wondering about this and log with 101?

360 replies

TheCatOfAthenry · 04/01/2018 22:50

Why did Kelis warm up her milkshake? Did the boys go to the yard because of the smell of old warm milkshakes?

And in what way was the man in The Killers experiencing a sign that was vital. Were his O2 sats 98% in room air and BP 120/80 mmHg?

The mind does boggle.

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yorkshireyummymummy · 04/01/2018 23:47

I want to know how the bat got out of hell just in case I end up there.

GrooovyLass · 04/01/2018 23:48

Hang the DJ!

Ryder63 · 04/01/2018 23:52

Can't hang the DJ. God is a DJ

Tinkerbec · 04/01/2018 23:53

I went to take my coat off but mans not hot.

FreudianSlurp · 04/01/2018 23:53

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Runlikeabull22 · 04/01/2018 23:54

How can you do ANYTHING for love if you won't do THAT?

Ryder63 · 04/01/2018 23:54

Yeah Tink but your BF wishes you were hot like me

IamtheDevilsAvocado · 04/01/2018 23:55

Waiting for a girl like you!!

Bloody liberty... Stalker! Call 99o

IamtheDevilsAvocado · 04/01/2018 23:55

London calling....

Really..??how can a city be on a phone... Bloody stupid if you ask me!

MissionItsPossible · 04/01/2018 23:55

I phoned and told them she was insane because she insisted that 'ironic' felt like rain on your wedding day and a free ride when you've already paid and good advice that you just can't take and they agreed with her! Who would have thought, it figures.

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 04/01/2018 23:56

I’d like to know why Cathy wants to come in through the window. Why can’t she use the bloody door like everyone else? Is she a burglar? Definitely needs logging, that.

IamtheDevilsAvocado · 04/01/2018 23:56

Can you hear the drums Fernando?

Yes and I've just called noise abatement on 101...

FreudianSlurp · 04/01/2018 23:57

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IamtheDevilsAvocado · 04/01/2018 23:58

If your lover is far far away.. Why are you wearing ribbon all around your hat??

Wouldn't a quick text be better??

FreudianSlurp · 04/01/2018 23:59

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IamtheDevilsAvocado · 05/01/2018 00:00

Rock DJ is keeping me up all night...

Rung 101....again and logged

IamtheDevilsAvocado · 05/01/2018 00:01

This thread is 😁😁

Original poster
TheCatOfAthenry · 05/01/2018 00:01

I may need to make a 101 playlist.

OP posts:
IamtheDevilsAvocado · 05/01/2018 00:02

Whoever left the cake out in the rain..?.

Isn't it your fault if there's a soggy bottom??

Runlikeabull22 · 05/01/2018 00:03

Don't stand so close to me! I won't pal. You reek of BO!!!

CheapSausagesAndSpam · 05/01/2018 00:03

Why is London calling? It's an entire city...do cities now have sentience? Are they able to make calls?

Eltonjohnssyrup · 05/01/2018 00:03

And Johnny doesn't care if you're sorry. He doesn't want to live with a Cannibal even if you are fine and young and he's logging all your calls with 101.

IamtheDevilsAvocado · 05/01/2018 00:04

Hello, is it me you're looking for??

Look I've told you again and again... I'm your best friend's girl

NC4now · 05/01/2018 00:05

Ambulance for SNAP! 🚑
It’s serious as cancer, rhythm is a dancer.

IamtheDevilsAvocado · 05/01/2018 00:05

Set fire to the rain??

Ooh definitely 999 then!

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