To be lividly wondering about this and log with 101?

[TheCatOfAthenry]

Why did Kelis warm up her milkshake? Did the boys go to the yard because of the smell of old warm milkshakes?

And in what way was the man in The Killers experiencing a sign that was vital. Were his O2 sats 98% in room air and BP 120/80 mmHg?

The mind does boggle.

My perfect cousin is driving me nuts but he's going to work in British Steel.

Can't wait for hime to find out it's owned by an Indian multinational now....

How exactly are we meant to sleep while the beds are burning?

@MrsLinManuelMiranda that's because the poor guy is sitting in the corner, losing his religion.

I feel sorry for him personally.

Did you hear that video killed the radio star..... think it was back in 1952 tho so not sure calling 101 will help much now

If I shot the sheriff, but not the deputy, how long should I expect to get as a prison sentence? Can I plead diminished responsibility?

sologirl I must confess that it would be easy to throw you under the bus but I can only take responsibility for me
It wasn't just you.... I admit half of it, I'm not that innocent...'

@minions, better late than never - everybody's got to learn sometime.

It's no wonder Bryan's summer seemed to last forever when he was staring at his momma's corpse.

I heard a man boasting about dirty deeds done to sheep. Definitely calling 101 for that one.

IamtheDevilsAvocado
Can you hear the drums Fernando?
Yes and I've just called noise abatement on 101...

That’s priceless, really

No dogs orgasm in the classroom - so that's OK then.

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name. Sigh. Last time I let DP choose our holiday destination. "It'll be exciting", he said. "Holiday of a lifetime". Was it, heck. We're staying closer to home this year. I'm planning a day trip to Bangor.

I'm currently on a runaway train on a one way track to Hotel California. I would have preferred to go to Morningtown many miles away.

You know you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

Something Trip Advisor should know about, methinks.

Does the boss at the car wash KNOW the staff act the fool? They say he doesn’t mind but I wouldn’t take their word for it.

Everybody was kung-fu fighting, should I grab popcorn or call the police?

Log it with 101, definitely.

The guy in the song says he'll be there for me, but he's still in bed at ten and work began at 8. He seems unreliable.

He really should be working 9-5, it's the only way to make a living.

Thecat your mother warned you there'd be days like this..sounds like he's not pulling his weight especially since it's been a hard day's night and you've been working like a dog. Clearly you are not having the time of your life. Maybe you should say good riddance and LTB.

I believe in life after love, but something inside me is saying they really don't think I'm strong enough. Can anyone tell me if I'm destined to be forever alone? Or will I find someone to Cher my life with?

@Unicornsandrainbows3 I think my time with him has become a metaphorical boulevard of broken dreams. I need a holiday. Perhaps I could go surfing USA.

He asked if I'd got colour in my cheeks, says he's afraid and got something stuck in his teeth, he's been cheating at cards, and digging holes, dreaming about me, threatening to tell my secrets, listening to 'our' song and ruining my new sofa.

I don't want to know.

He wants to come crawling back.

Should I log it with 101 in case, or do we think he's mainly saying things that he can't say tomorrow day?

I said to my friend - "you've done too much, much too young, married with a kid when you should be having fun with me". AIBU?

I would never eat cake by the ocean - it would be full of sand.