To be lividly wondering about this and log with 101?

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Why did Kelis warm up her milkshake? Did the boys go to the yard because of the smell of old warm milkshakes?

And in what way was the man in The Killers experiencing a sign that was vital. Were his O2 sats 98% in room air and BP 120/80 mmHg?

The mind does boggle.

I've got lots of people laughing, swaying and dancing in my street.
At this time of night!

No I'm not going to Scarborough fayre...
Even if there's a boxer?

Nope I'm off with Cecilia!

@NC4now I generally get on well with metaphor, but cancer and seriousness aside, I'm not sure how rhythm could be a dancer.

Who built the moon that Noel with his sissors and kraftwerk on the trans Europe express.

Someone I once knew spoke to the darkness, called it "my old friend" and yabbered on about the sound of silence like he could actually hear it or something. AIBU to get him to visit the doctor and get his vision and hearing assessed?

You drove all night to creep in my room AND wake me from my sleep

No, it is NOT alright!

No! Don't go with Cecilia, she's breaking my heart, she's shaking my confidence daily.

Shall I log it as emotional abuse?

A group of young men have declared they "Predict a Riot".

Call 101 and tell them to bring the tasers.

But... Dancing queen only 17,....does your mother know??
You're too hot teasing me!

Unforgettable fire? Bono? Unforgettable Bon(o)fire? Oh really mate, you think so do you? On a Sunday, Bloody Sunday? That’s an ASBO right there that is.

You may want to ride your bicycle but you can't ride it wherever you like.

You may cause an accident.

You also can't see red doors and paint them black.

Absolutely vision and hearing assessment needed!
But still can't take my eyes off you....

@Trampire 999, definitely.

If there's a bustle in my hedgerow I'll go with 101, even if it's just a spring clean for the May Queen.

and another thing, take those damned shoes off, have you seen what those diamonds in the soles have done to my floor? it's ruined.

@QueenieMum I'd go with a psychiatrist for that.

Delilah...

Callled and logged dv

No I nor anyone else loves you now that you can dance. Even if it is the mashed potato and the twist.

@viques indeed!

Floor? Diamonds?. It's a killing floor!

What if I don't want to stand up beside the fireplace?

I'm hot enough as it is, and I'm worried these cheap polyester dress might catch fire.

Why is it ok if someone is wearing blue suede shoes its perfectly acceptable to burn down their house as long as you don't step on them?

Push pine apple shake the tree, push pine apple ground coffee. To the left to the right, wait!! Who spiked my drink???

You just took a jump to the left and landed on my property!

Take an immediate step to the right and get back on your own land!

Don't you dare put your hands on your hips like that!

I find that pelvic thrust very rude and disrespectful, threatening even.

Logged with local constabulary.