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Naughtiest thing you've done...

195 replies

Maxandrubyrubyandmax · 08/06/2017 21:15

Sod the manefestos this is the thing we need to know about our potential leaders. TM trashed a farmers livelihood, jezza was so sick and depraved he can't talk about it! (Might be paraphrasing) AIBU to ask you to put naughty them both with your naughty tales. Best poster should obviously get the keys to number 10

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sobadtothebone · 09/06/2017 23:18

NC for this one.

A few years ago, I spent a whole, wonderful summer having sex for money. I registered on a dating site but made it pretty obvious what I was on there for. I'd meet up to 5 men a week, straight after work, and had several regulars. Sometimes we'd go to a hotel but most of the time we'd go to industrial estates in their car and go for it. One of the best times of my life, made loads of money and I'd do it again in a heartbeat if I didn't have too many responsibilities now, like DD. Even hearing the songs from that year takes me back. It was brilliant.

I sound like I live under a bridge Blush. But it's true and it was great.

AllRoadsLeadBackToRadley · 09/06/2017 23:25

Poured a huge box of soap powder in the fountain in Newcastle Under Lyme.

Rendered a whole row of cubicles unusual by locking them from the inside, then climbing over the doors.

Put a street cone on the head of the Josiah Wedgewood statue.

Written "A Cocksack Lives Here" in bleach, on the lawn of a friend's abusive twat of a bf.

orangeglove · 10/06/2017 04:20

I had a 'friend' as a teenager who shoplifted a lot. I used to go and buy things then pretend I'd shoplifted them to impress her Hmm

I cheated on some exams years ago when I was at school which is probably the worst thing I've done.

Zoflorabore · 10/06/2017 04:56

I had a wee in m and s changing rooms when I was much younger, peed in a carrier bagBlush

MrsOverTheRoad · 10/06/2017 05:08

"Broke into an old building" to look around.

In my defence the boys we were with told me and the other girl that the door was already open.

I should have known better though as I was 19! We looked all around this old mansion...this was way before urban exploration was popular...

thinkiamgoingcrazy · 10/06/2017 06:25

Erm - feel incredibly lame.

Can't think of anything. Apart from taking someone's chocolate when I was 6 or 7.

Yawn.

Have lived and continue to live a truly sheltered life.

KeiraTwiceKnightley · 10/06/2017 07:27

As a kid I joyrode a random horse. He was a big scary bugger and I did it for a bet - he started bucking immediately and I nearly ended up in the river.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 10/06/2017 08:01

And... I feel inadequate!

I have done nothing. Nada. Zilch. I'm very boring. I'm very jealous of all the exciting sex you lot are having. Must rectify that with DP...

Leaves thread to find something bad to do

Peaceandharmony7 · 10/06/2017 08:14

Got so off my face on drugs I thought I was dying.

Arson with a group of friends when younger (not intentional but still needed 3 fire engines to put it out! (Field in hot weather)

Shoplifting - caught twice

Sex with married man when I was 18. He was 40! Dirty bastard.

Threesome with 2 men on holiday in Magaluf

Want to a sex club with a ex and got it on with another woman while the blokes watched! (I was very easily led back in the day)

Affairs x 2

I am a very destructive person.

Sounds shit all that doesn't it. Not proud of myself. Seems all a bit needy and attention seeking when I look at that list. Having parents who seemingly didn't give a shit about me clearly didn't help!

I am more sedate now at 50!

seoulsurvivor · 10/06/2017 08:23

peace

I feel you. I was the same. At the time, I thought it was all very free-spirited but now I can see that none of those guys respected me. Would be fine if I hadn't been desperate for someone to love me.

KeiraTwiceKnightley · 10/06/2017 09:05

The sex and drugs things aren't really in the spirit of the qu she was asked though. Imagine if she had said "well I shagged 3 blokes one after the other while off my Tits on mdma in a nightclub on Ibiza"?!!!

seoulsurvivor · 10/06/2017 09:06

keira

I like to think that's what was going through her head and why she faltered so much before answering.

Summerisdone · 10/06/2017 09:10

As a teenager I would shoplift every weekend. I got people in school and college to give me their lists of what they wanted then charge them half the retail price for it. I got caught after a few years and DM's reaction was much scarier than the police who arrested me, so I didn't try it again.

I slept with two guys in one night, but not together. I was working abroad (think somewhere like Zante) and I was having sex with one of the holiday makers at a foam party, half way through I told him to get off as he was shit. I then went off with his best mate a couple hours later; he was much better.

I slept with two brothers. Again this was whilst working abroad. The first brother (after a couple of times of sleeping together) became a little besotted with me and kept telling me he wanted to be with me. He wouldn't back off even though I'd told him I wasn't interested, so one night I came up with the idea of going home with his brother, as I knew they were sharing an apartment. The first brother walked in to find me there. I felt bad for it when I saw how hurt he was, but it worked so I didn't feel too bad.

About 2 years ago I was at a staff party and my assistant manager's fiancé had come up for it (she lived in their home town but he lived closer to work) but she had to leave early to get home for work the next morning. I overheard her bitching about me and another colleague for 'thinking we're babes' and 'acting like a pair of sluts' and saying how we better stay away from her fiancé.
We really didn't think we were babes but I think she was feeling threatened as most of the other people there were either men or women 40+.
In my drunken state I thought fuck her and flirted with fiancé when she'd gone home, and I ended up going home with him (that wasn't original plan but I didn't say no when he suggested it). That is my most shameful moment and I left that job a few months later Blush

I try not to be naughty anymore, although I did not long ago steal a large jug from work as I thought it would be nice as a vase, and I also stole a latte cup as I'd recently dropped and broken mine and making a latte at home wasn't the same in my standard mug. Work have a fair few of the jugs and cups so nobody has noticed Grin

BeeFarseer · 10/06/2017 09:12

I get free plastic bags from my local corner shop when I don't need them, and sell them to Ocado for 5p each.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 10/06/2017 09:15

Summer has reminded me. I was manipulated by involved with a guy who had a girlfriend. When I gave him an ultimatum, he chose the girlfriend. To get back at him and in an attempt to make him jealous, I started publicly dating his brother. Not for long though. Blush

Nanasueathome · 10/06/2017 09:16

They changed the shift rota's at work which meant that everyone had to work weekends, either Saturday or Sunday
Most were fine with this but one lad was a bit miffed so we made up a story that he was a lay preacher so unable to work weekends due to his commitments
We laughed about it and then the daft bag went and told the manager the reasons why he could not work weekends
I knew nothing of his conversation until I went to the tea room a shirt time later
Manager was in there and solemnly told be that xxxxx would not be fostered for weekends and she was so proud of him for what he was doing in his spare time
I had to leave the room quickly
He got the weekends off

Nanasueathome · 10/06/2017 09:16

My spelling is awful....sorry

Ghodavies · 10/06/2017 16:43

Inkychlo I don't know how to pm on here either but I'd like to know if you live near to me so I can help.
Nobody should struggle like that 😘
If you find out how to send a message please get in touch

Ghodavies · 10/06/2017 16:46

Inkychlo. Scroll to top of page and click on the head shot image - it takes u to ur inbox for private messages.
I've sent you one

Karlakitten1 · 10/06/2017 16:48

Had sex in a milk fridge at work, whoops!!

WhatToDoAboutThis2017 · 10/06/2017 16:49

Ghodavies Hope this helps you guys:

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DirtyChaiLatte · 10/06/2017 16:52

sobadtothebone I love your whole attitude, even though I have no idea how I feel about your post (completely non judgemental)

unapaloma · 10/06/2017 18:09

I sometimes serve myself the nicer looking portions at dinner (crispier, bigger, cheesier etc)

That's not naughty! Perfectly reasonable behaviour :-D

Koosh90 · 10/06/2017 18:15

Had sex in my mum's bed whilst she was downstairs making me and my boyfriend dinner.

Ran away from home a fair few times.

Stole money from my mum because she was too drunk to notice.

I never pay my water rates.

I can't think of anything else off the top of my head, but once after having a huge argument with my husband he got me a bowl of nesquik cereal and added rabbit poo to it. Another huge argument followed that one.

Cab65 · 10/06/2017 18:22

Scrubbed the loo with someone's toothbrush, yes right under the rim and I'd do it again too.