Naughtiest thing you've done...

[Maxandrubyrubyandmax]

Sod the manefestos this is the thing we need to know about our potential leaders. TM trashed a farmers livelihood, jezza was so sick and depraved he can't talk about it! (Might be paraphrasing) AIBU to ask you to put naughty them both with your naughty tales. Best poster should obviously get the keys to number 10

Not me but my brother - he puts posh eggs in a normal egg box. I don't know why but I think this is hilarious.

InkyChlo this is a lighthearted thread, and I don't want to de-rail it, but please PM me.

There is much less help around than there used to be, but there is still help. Please get in touch. x

Had sex in a window. It became some form of urban legend with people years later going "did you hear about...? Nah it never happened, urban legend mate"
Oh I went to a BDSM night at a swingers club to see what it was like

I smuggled someone into France from the UK.

She'd forgotten her passport and we just winged it at the channel tunnel. We held up five passports when there were six of us in the car.

She had to wait in Paris for her DH to post the passport to her.

Yes I kind of put a downer on this thread I'm very sorry.If you could pm me that would be great I don't know how to do it x

Typed the worst and judged myself . I was a cunt in my late teens early 20s
Had an affair (it lasted too)

Had an affair with my boss, who was in a long term relationship. But I was young and I didn't care. I haven't seen him for 15 years but I'm meeting him for lunch this weekend

Tried to drown Tiny Tears in the bath when I was 4, apparently saying, "die you bastard, die". I don't remember this, but I've been reminded regularly as an adult. My parents still aren't sure where I heard it, but they wonder if it was my nan's husband...

You'll be pleased to know I did not grow up to be a psychopath or sociopath, and am mostly well adjusted. Or at least not maladjusted in a dangerous way.

I (only once) had sex for money. With a trainee doctor. He asked me, he was quite cute and I thought why not. I was in another country and he basically complained to me that all the nurses at his hospital were too religious (Catholic country) to make out with him. During fore play he appraised my body from a medical standpoint and basically told me I would have no problems with childbearing due to my hour glass shape (wide ish hips).

Recently? Shoplifted a bottle of gin.

I stole pens and notebooks from work when I left 😂. I also flooded the girls toilets aged 5/6 by stuffing tissue in the sinks and turning the taps on.

I had a really horrible house mate in halls of residence... I pissed in her washing up liquid

These are hilarious! Thinking about mine and I'll be back

I stole food so I could eat, a long time ago now (I'm ok now) but I still feel incredibly guilty I was a young person living alone on £90 a week with rent of £56 a week (I worked but my wage was very low) entitled to no help. I stole many times.

On two separate occasions I fried my father in laws car keys in the microwave.. because he was a knob.

I did a teeny spit in my STBXH cup of coffee while making it

I had sex in the warehouse at work

a lot.

I also shoplift occasionally but who pays £3.50 for a kids birthday card

Slept the the car insurance guy to get out of paying my excess. Then we started sleeping together in his office when everyone had gone home (I'd drive up to his office)
Pissed on someone's toothbrush and I'm not even remotely sorry.

Had sex in the walk-in freezer with a 17yo when I worked in a branch of Waitrose.

This will put me because I tell this story at any opportunity.

OUT

I buy two lots of everything hair and skin care related. One set very cheap and one set of what I actually want. Throw the cheap stuff away and decant the products I use into those bottles. Dh would not be impressed if he knew how much I spend on it all.
This is the naughtiest thing I do now. Did a lot of very naughty things in my teens but I'm too ashamed to even type them.

I used to shoplift pick and mix in Woolworths when I was little on a very regular basis.

I used to dangle things into the spokes of my Mum's bike when I was on the seat in the back (I didn't seem to realise that I would fall off too?)

I snogged another man when I was with my first husband - whilst holding my one year old daughter which was a bit strange!

I got caught in a car having underage sex by the Police!

I used to drive my car before I passed my test.

I used to regularly steal £20 notes out of my (current) husband's wallet!

I had sex in a grandstand stadium after they had closed - right in the middle of the stadium as if the audience were watching!

I've had sex with my husband on his desk, on the beach and on the bench in front of his front door!

Smoked a spliff in a Solicitor's office staffroom.

Had sex in the same Solicitor's office staffroom.

My husband really peed me off once by staying out all night so while he was sleeping off his hangover I smoked all his cigars and then took his car out an drove it really fast over all the speed bumps!

I'm old now though and really calm! :)

quinnie Brilliant. I want to be your friend!

poster ShineyPinkNails
That sounds amazing fun, are you now with the OM?

When I was living in a shared house in my 20s my housemate slept with my boyfriend. I wee'd in all her shampoos/conditioners/shower gels and then shook them up and put them back for her to use 😳