Anyone else have disgusting guilty good pleasures?

[threesocksmeghan]

Probably just me. But mine is raw mushrooms, with garlic squeezed straight from the tube. Straight in the gob. It's better than sex.

Everyone thinks I'm a dog. Please tell me yours!

Heinz macaroni cheese in a tin mixed with a tin of tuna - gooooey delicious

Alpro vanilla puddings with hobnobs dunked in them.

Uncle Ben mushroom rice.

Mayonnaise mixed with brown sauce to make a sophisticated dip with mini cheddars for dunking.

Baked bean sandwiches on white bread with loads of butter (rivers of warm beans and melted butter all over the place).

Quavers dipped in ice cream.

Good old brown sauce sandwich.

Hot peas with grated cheese and salt and vinegar.

Squoosh !!!

A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I really want to try chocolate digestives with peanut butter on them. Why have I never thought of that before?

Cheddar cheese and strawberry/black cherry jam.

Fl0ellafunbags youre clearly a pro at this

Butter pie on a buttered barm cake with ketchup and for afters, cheese and onion crisps with milk chocolate 😋😍

I'd love to know how some of you found some of these combinations in the first place
I don't think I have any disgusting ones, darn it.

Raw mushrooms reminds me of when I was (much) younger and ate some magic mushs . Was awful so YABU to have that kind of taste
Myself, I can quite happily eat a whole jar of pickled onions in one sitting yum

Ooh can also eat a whole pack of the fresh pickled beetroot you get from the deli fridge section. And I love seeing the super purple pee a couple of hours later (the purple poo can be worrying though) TMI sorry

Carrots dipped in marmite
Cream cheese and strawberries on digestive biscuits
Gherkins/olives. Also picklebacks and deep fried pickles.
Macdonalds chocolate milkshake with a shot of espresso stirred in
Plastic cheese sandwiched between hash browns with brown sauce
Raw egg in a smoothie

I don't think any of these are as weird as OPs tbh...

Condensed milk sandwiches. Or just squeeze the condensed milk into your mouth (they make it in tubes now! )
Tinned spaghetti sandwiches. Tomato sauce sandwiches.
Most recent thing - I get the bottles of gold top milk, leave them in the fridge for a day or so until the cream bit is really thick then I drink it out the bottle x

Twix and a packet of cheese and onion crisps, eaten together obviously.
Heavenly!

Toast. Liberal amounts of butter. Heavy coating of sugar. Dust with cinnamon. Yummm.

Full fat Greek yog. Tip on masses of dark brown sugar and let it trickle treacle through it. More yummm.

Crisp sandwiches (of course).

Peanut butter by the spoonful, with my morning cup of coffee. Heaven.

Plain hula hoops dipped in the balsamic glaze from Aldi!! You must use your finger too dip the hoop in!!!

Snap SaucyJack, except with a shitload of sriracha hot sauce mixed in. I love me a Bombay Bad Boy.

I will put sriracha hot sauce on anything, I actually carry a little key ring bottle filled with sriracha on my keys for when I'm eating out.

My mum has to be the strangest, she eats raw bacon, raw mushrooms and worst of all raw lorne sausage, she used to get extra from the butcher when we were younger just so she could cut chunks off and munch away at it it as she made Sunday breakfast. Stomach of steel that woman.

Banana sandwiches, has to be white bread with real butter.

Apple sliced really thin made into a sandwich as above.

Fried egg with bacon and cabbage on a mound of fried left over mashed spuds.

Jelly mix drunk before it sets.

Double toasted toast dunked in coffee.

Really thick Homemade bacon bone and veg soup ladled over mashed spuds.

Beef pot noodles with loads of BBQ sauce...I am worried that I have so many guilty pleasures

Delli sliced corned beef, white bread sandwiches with salt and vinegar crisps. Party food heaven.
Also ready salted hula hoops dipped in peanut butter.
Am bloody starving now thanks Op

LOVE raw mushrooms.

"Macaroni cheese toastie." Come to Scotland - can get these in cafes we also have macaroni cheese pies!

Cyclebird I've just posted on another thread about salad cream on shepherds pie - it's also lush on chips!

Rich tea biscuit n butter sandwiches - served as a perfectly acceptable supper by my mum

Cheddar cheese sticks dipped in strawberry jam - simply British version of Brie and cranberry sauce?

My contribution - for the pickle fans and Garlic fans - pickled garlic! I missed it like mad when I first moved back to uk - now available in polish section in most supermarkets, can easily get through half a jar in a sitting!!

"Banana sandwiches, has to be white bread with real butter." Add ready salted crisps

Another one who squeezes tomato purée straight into my mouth 😋 Yummmm.

I didn't know you could get garlic in a tube...that sounds incredible.

Mayonnaise, peanutbutter and lettuce sandwich.

Veeerry stinky cheese. And yes, I also love tomato purée. But not all brands are equal, unfortunately. Straight in the mouth.

Or on bread with pickles and gruyere...

And sweet pancakes with bacon and cranberry jam...

Smooth peanutbutter mixed with my morning coffee... So, so lovely.

Oh, peanuts mixed with may and barbecue sauce. Really delicious :)!!