Anyone else have disgusting guilty good pleasures?

[threesocksmeghan]

Probably just me. But mine is raw mushrooms, with garlic squeezed straight from the tube. Straight in the gob. It's better than sex.

Everyone thinks I'm a dog. Please tell me yours!

Mcvites Ginger nuts with cheddar cheese. Mum said she used to eat them when she was pregnant with me

Peanut butter on celery is a regular snack for me, try also, apple slices with peanut butter. Yum. Secret snack is a spoon of peanut butter with a squirt of sweet chilli sauce!!!

I like malteasers dipped in garlic and onion dip

Apples dipped in sugar (also works amazingly well with bananas)

Cheesy beano

Vinegar in pot noodles

Rusks and hot milk when it's a cold night is the best snack ever!!

Melt galaxy chocolate and stir jelly tots and skittles through til they go soft YUM

Malt loaf with blue cheese - preferably Roquefort or Stilton. I craved this more than anything else when I was pregnant with DD, and 40 years later I still adore it...

1 x pkt hula hoops
1 x pkt giant choc buttons
Tip into same bowl, mix around -eat!

Tiny silverskin pickled onions with meringue ... so good

McDs, ice cream, using McDs fries to scope & eat, sooooo delicious! Been doing this for last twelve year, discovered it when I was pregnant x

I like crisps (best for this are salt and Vinigar mcoys or Thai sweet chilli sensations) in my mouth, then take a Gulp of milk and swish it round the crisps, then swallow. Then proceed to finish chewing and swallowing the crisps.

It is also good with S&v squares, curry, and tinned spaghetti

Chewy crackling.

I'm so glad I've found other raw mushroom eaters! I loved them and my veggie mum regularly put them in salads or put boursin in the middle for us but when I had DD an HV talking about weening said "... and of course you should always cook mushrooms" and I was all "yeah, of course" 😳 Then looked it up and, well you know, the Internet.
But now I know there are fellow survivors out there I can go back to lobing one in my mouth when making a fry up.

Icing sugar in a dish with a spoon for dessert..bliss

Tub of Philly turned out on a plate. Drizzle with sweet chilli sauce. Add chopped coriander on top. Attack with doritos, kettle chips...

Toast smothered in dairylea, drizzled with marmite. Yumsville.

Dippy eggs with thick cut oven chip soldiers, drenched in salt and vinegar.

Best naughty pud: Cadbury's creme egg in an egg cup with chocolate finger soldiers.

Dairylea cheese triangle x2 and strawberry jam sandwiches. Craved when pregnant...7 yrs ago, and never got over it.

Love just warmed pasta left overs on bread .....lasagna, carbonara, pasta bake are the best. Cottage pie butty...yum.

Mash potato, fried egg, grated cheese, beans, ketchup and sausage all mushed in together and spooned straight into the mouth. All this on a bread even better. Me and my brother loved this as kids and when we have it now we text a pic to make the other jealous.

There's an overload of bread I've noticed.

Seconding the tubs of beetroot from the deli eaten in one go - a pregnancy craving that has stayed.

Condensed milk sandwiches - my mum loved these too.

scone with cream and marmite instead of jam!
marmite with tin of rice pudding
nesquik powder neat with glass of milk handy incase you inhale as you take a spoonful and the powder goes up your nose and you choke to death!

Middleclass

What do you mean you should always cook mushrooms?

When you roast a chicken then cool it, it forms chicken jelly under it. I eat the jelly on bread. I also have chicken stuffing sandwiches with brown sauce.
All the gooey bits formed round the edges of the tray when you roast chicken portions I scrape up and enjoy.
Chicken gristle has a nice crunchy texture too. Sorry to any vegans reading this.

Frozen sweetcorn. Raw uncooked vegetables.

Two slices of white bread, thickly buttered and filled with Birds Eye beefburgers with onion, Smash instant mash potato and ketchup.

Might be adding a squeeze of garlic to that in future.

MamaHanji I think she was saying that they can be toxic but I could only find American sites saying this. But being an NHS worker I assumed she knew but I think she's just read the American stuff.

Rice, chopped cooked sausages with gravy and brown sauce. Tin of sweet corn, tip out water and drench in vinegar and salt, eat from tin. Prawn cocktail crisps and dry roasted peanuts together. Celery stalk with white Stilton and apricots squished into the curve. Mint sauce drank from the pot until lips turn white. Cold Madras sandwich with mango chutney and onion chutney. Chips and gravy with ketchup. Biscuits dipped in fromage frais. Mmm, now I'm hungry.

My shameful, only ever in private method of eating crisps involves licking each one clean of all traces of flavouring, discarding the soggy crisp part as I go. I can do this with an entire family sized sharing bag of anything strong flavoured!

2nd to McD fries with strawberry milkshake (not necessarily dipped though)