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AIBU?

Anyone else have disgusting guilty good pleasures?

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threesocksmeghan · 03/04/2017 21:05

Probably just me. But mine is raw mushrooms, with garlic squeezed straight from the tube. Straight in the gob. It's better than sex.

Everyone thinks I'm a dog. Please tell me yours!

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Laska5772 · 03/04/2017 22:07

Whole Jars of pickled cucumbers with dill .. Mrs Elswood's for preference

Salad cream on Rye thins

slices of very cold Butter out of the fridge , by itself

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Doughnutsandrainbows · 03/04/2017 22:07

Fish finger and peanut butter sandwiches. Crunchy only. Loved since I was tiny.

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DedicationToSparkleMotion · 03/04/2017 22:07

My favourite meal in the world as a teenager was egg fried rice with tuna and brown sauce, in a heavily buttered sandwich. Mouth is watering just thinking about it.

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threesocksmeghan · 03/04/2017 22:09

frieda909 definitely going to try the carrot sticks with peanut butter!!

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Happyhippy45 · 03/04/2017 22:09

Primula cheese spread/or dairylea triangle spread in between 2 digestives.
Buttered spinach on toast.
Tin of sweetcorn(with lots of butter) on toast.

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BMW6 · 03/04/2017 22:09

The salty jelly from the outside of tinned or home baked ham.....hmmmm....

OP - raw mushrooms and garlic is a recognised Italian dish as a starter

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sailorcherries · 03/04/2017 22:10

A square of chocolate on top of a salt and vinegar crisp, salt sweet goodness.

A onion ring/bacon rasher crisp sandwich.

Nutella and peanut butter sandwich/cracker/spoon/knife

Macaroni cheese toastie.

Lasagne topped nachos.

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threesocksmeghan · 03/04/2017 22:14

bmw6 OP - raw mushrooms and garlic is a recognised Italian dish as a starter

I will now consider myself a sophisticated Italian instead of a warped crazy raw-mushroom-eating-stinking-of-garlic loon! Thank you!!

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Laska5772 · 03/04/2017 22:15

Lunch tomorrow (already made) is a tin of sardines mashed into a dip with some cream cheese/ salsa and sweetcorn, with carrot,celery and cucumber sticks.. Cant wait!!
my work colleagues may not agree with me that it smells really good Grin

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MistressMolecules · 03/04/2017 22:17

Salted peanuts and jellybabies - maybe not that disgusting or weird as the whole salty/sweet combo is thing...

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wooster16 · 03/04/2017 22:19

Spooning the salty bacon fat into my mouth

Pickled onion monster munch dipped in Philly

Can demolish a bottle of sweet gherkins in one sitting

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MistressMolecules · 03/04/2017 22:19

Oh and walkers cheese and onion crisps on Warburtons (or similar) white bread with lashings of spread and Heinz salad cream!

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Oysterbabe · 03/04/2017 22:19

I will now consider myself a sophisticated Italian

That's right, squeezing paste directly into their mouth is exactly how they eat it. Grin

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Cyclebird · 03/04/2017 22:20

Spring onion dipped into bottle of salad cream, totally coated. Yum! Mini porkpie (or 3 Grin ) also slathered in salad cream. Both sneaky, stand up pleasures with fridge door open to hide behind!

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Maxwellthecat · 03/04/2017 22:20

When I'm on my own in the house I lick all the flavouring off doritos.
I used to feed the rest of the Dorito to my dog but he's no longer with us so I just put them in a bowl and put them in the bin after (this is a lying on the couch watching crap treat) once my DH came home drunk and ate all my sucked doritos while I was asleep on the sofa, I've still never told him Wink

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Rico08 · 03/04/2017 22:20

Slice of white bread, plenty of Lurpak, topped with soy sauce. Folded in half quickly to stop soy sauce running everywhere.

Beef super noodle & cheese sandwich

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ilovepixie · 03/04/2017 22:21

Rich tea with real butter
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Oh yes!

Adds rich tea to shopping list^

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Oysterbabe · 03/04/2017 22:21

Fish finger and peanut butter sandwiches.

That actually sounds amazing and I'm going to try it on Friday when husband is not around to witness it.

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LapCatLicker · 03/04/2017 22:23

Pancakes, butter, peanut butter, streaky bacon with syrup over the top. Oh yeah.

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threesocksmeghan · 03/04/2017 22:25

Oysterbabe actually I'm quite particular about where and how it's placed on said mushroom before it goes in said gob Grin

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TickleMcTickleFace · 03/04/2017 22:25

Take a cadburys button and sandwich it between two walkers sensations sweet chilli crisps. Repeat until one of the components runs out. Oh and leftover lasagna sandwiches and those cheap as fuck koka noodles, curry flavour, between two thick white buttered slices of bread. Dear god I'm hungry!

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ilovepixie · 03/04/2017 22:25

BUTTERED WEETABIX

So amazing it needs capitals. Although I don't really count it as a guilty pleasure, it's the finest midnight snack in the world.

Ohh yes haven't had that in years. Also buttered shreddies! ( boarding school had a lot to answer for! )

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LilaoftheGreenwood · 03/04/2017 22:27

Sweet chilli crisps with greek yoghurt

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dontpokethebear · 03/04/2017 22:28

Dairylea and Nutella sandwiches on cheap white bread.

Extra mature cheddar dipped in salad cream.

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squoosh · 03/04/2017 22:29

Tuc biscuits, used to chisel out a lump of butter.

Spotted how easy does that sound? I hope you're using the GOOD butter.

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