Anyone else have disgusting guilty good pleasures?

[threesocksmeghan]

Probably just me. But mine is raw mushrooms, with garlic squeezed straight from the tube. Straight in the gob. It's better than sex.

Everyone thinks I'm a dog. Please tell me yours!

Doner

How do you people find these combinations? Do you just look in the fridge/cupboard at whatever's left before a food shop and think 'fuck it' ???

Sorry doner kebab meat with rock salt, garic mayo and chilli sauce.

Used to be raw chicken . Resisted throughout pregnancy some how! I could drink the sauce kidney beans come in but I do resist that as well

Urgh kidney bean water is like jism! 😱 ... raw super noodles are fucking awesome though 😏

We used to take buttered weetabix (sometimes with jam too) in our school lunches! I wonder what they'd make of that nowadays?!

Raw chicken?! Do you eat that now?

I eat the cadburys hot chocolate powder by the tablespoon.

I am defo going to try super noodles on crisps :)

Hummus on a waffle.

Peanut butter straight from the jar...heaven

Stuffing with butter before it is cooked in the oven..divine

Chocolate profiteroles with extra choc sauce...definitely better than sex (most of the time!!!)

Nutella spread between two digestives, followed by a spoonful or two of it.

SaucyJack I'm the same! Bought Carolina reapers (the hottest chillis in the world) and chucked 8 in a curry... gave myself a stomach ulcer...

Raw mushrooms stuffed with a bit of a stockcube. That's just one of the many. I'm vile.

Jam and Marmite sandwiches, sweet and salty goodness

Raw egg yolk on hot buttered toast.

A block of marzipan. Big bites. Mmmm

Crumbled up oxo cube. Lick finger. Dip. Scoff. Yum.

A hot steak and kidney pie with very cold ketchup from the fridge in a sandwich.

Cheese and peanut butter in a sandwich.

Brown sauce on buttered toast.

Probably not disgusting but my guilty pleasure is getting a big spoon and going at a jar of Nutella like there's no tomorrow.

I have been known to swig balsamic vinegar from the bottle.
Raw mushrooms are yummy although not sure about the added garlic option.
Cheap plastic cheese slices smeared with tomato purée and mayo wrapped in a tortilla.
Peanut butter straight from the jar. It's like a lollipop of nutty heaven.
G&T soaked lemon slices I was weaned on these 😋

@MermaidsTears was just about to say a spoon and a jar of Nutella.

Failing that Biscoff spread on chocolate hobnobs 😍

Lotus biscuits with a thick layer of Lotus Biscoff spread.

I may be eating them right now

DH dips raw mushrooms in jam

FabulouslyGlamorous has beaten me to it. Raw super noodles it is. My top pregnancy craving. The CRUNCH... The revoltingbutdelicious powdery stuff sprinkled on top.

Then chew some ice cubes afterwards. More crunch.

For pudding, white toast, a thick layer of butter, then sprinkle pour Demerara sugar all over and chuck on some cinnamon. Food of the gods.

Carrot sticks with peanut butter... I didn't think this was that unusual but I've had several people tell me I'm a monster for this.

And I bloody love chicken supernoodles!

I used to be a big fan of Primula on buttered toast but haven't had it for years...

opens next week's Tesco order, looks around shiftily, clicks 'edit order'...

I had no idea raw mushrooms were used as a vehicle for so many things

This thread is making my nauseous first trimester stomach churn but I can't stop reading. Cheese & onion crisps (Taytos to be specific) with coleslaw or the aforementioned McD's fries dipped in strawberry milkshake or chocolate sundae, divine!