Anyone else have disgusting guilty good pleasures?

[threesocksmeghan]

Probably just me. But mine is raw mushrooms, with garlic squeezed straight from the tube. Straight in the gob. It's better than sex.

Everyone thinks I'm a dog. Please tell me yours!

Get a twirl.
Bite the ends off.
Use it as a straw to drink a nice hot cup of tea with.

A huge spoonful of duo chocolate spread with chocolate (desert) sauce in hot milk with whipped cream

Creme egg toastie, sometimes with a bit of banana added for extra goo

Deep fried creme egg - was once very drunk in a chippy after a night out and saw they had a pack of creme eggs on the shelf. Asked for one to be battered a deep fried and they kindly obliged. It was AMAZING. Not everyone in the chippy agreed...

Cheddar cheese cube dipped in honey then dipped in instant coffee-weird but very good. Also agree with oxo cubes straight from foil, fries dipped in McDonalds milkshakes and love hot buttered toast dipped in tomato sauce

Who said there's anything wrong with raw mushrooms?. I eat loads of these, one of my favourite snacks. In fact it's quite rare for a mushroom to get cooked in our house.

Mushy peas on toast is very good. Home made mushy peas rather than tinned.
I also like veg curry or veg chilli on toast as I'm not keen on rice or naan bread. Don't forget to put butter and marmalade on the toast first. In fact toast and marmalade goes with most things in my version of haute cuisine !

Cornflakes with cream, sultanas and pecans.

How come everyone likes raw mushrooms eeeeew they are squeaky and kind of muddy tasting....

Snickers toasties.

Cheese and jam on fruit cake.

A slab of cheese in the microwave and eaten with a fork

This thread is making me hungry..except for garlic from a tube- that has to be the most boak inducing thing I can possibly think of!

Someone mentioned a fry bentos pie sandwich - sounds like the most amazing thing in the world! Wx

Dd doesn't like mushrooms at all, so cooking them pointless or pita (as means cooking separately). So mostly eat them raw as a snack.

You have to be careful of eating earth grown veg as you can contract threadorms. Be very thorough washing mushrooms and peel carrots etc

Euuuw I didn't know that about threadworms!

No I didn't until I got them and I don't ever want to go back there!!! I used to eat raw mushrooms from the fridge and carrots!

Raw bacon
Raw sausage meat
Raw mince with or without oxo cube on it
OXO cube on it's own
Buttered digestives
Buttered chips
Chocolate and chedder cheese in the mouth at once.

now i'm going to read the thread and see if it's just me

Toasted hot cross buns with melted cheese and occasionally butter then cheese...my alternative to easter eggs

An ex boyfriend used to drink the pickle juice from pickled onion jars etc

He also used to lick the rough bit on the side of matchboxes (salty apparently)

He didn't last long

He didn't set himself on fire with the match box licking did he daisy ?

This thread is something else am I being trolled?

I like poached egg on marmite toast but surely that's normal? Also ready salted walkers and a ripple was a teenage favourite

@sayenrose unfortunately not!

podrig I like a soft boiled egg that I scoop out onto a chunky piece of toast liberally spread with philly and marmite. Delish.

Chicken Super noodles with a giant squirt of mayo mixed in and a butt ton of cheese till it goes all melty and gooey. The entire bowl will end up stuck around your fork in one giant glob as you attempt to eat it but it's glorious.

I'm shocked at how much raw meat is eaten, is that even safe?