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For wanting to show off?!

202 replies

Gizmo79 · 02/02/2017 12:13

Completely don't know where to post this, and completely outing but am very chuffed that early hours of Tuesday morning I self delivered my baby on the bathroom floor after an extremely quick labour. Paramedics turned up about 5 mins later but job done at that point. First thing I noticed was that he had a penis - so that was wrong as well!!! Told 95% girl - don't think so!!

Just wanted to feel proud of myself - sorry to bore you all!

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MumBod · 02/02/2017 12:14

Wow! Well done and congratulations!

Show off as much as you want!

Flowers
Ilovecaindingle · 02/02/2017 12:15

Oo not boring at all!! Congratulations 🎊 and I would be ringing a magazine with your story!!
I had a ds after being told a dd too!! Boggles the mind when you see the penis!!

OllyBJolly · 02/02/2017 12:15

Wow! Congratulations and very well done!

Eolian · 02/02/2017 12:16

OMG. You are absolutely allowed to show off. Congratulations and well done. I can't imagine coping with that in a million years!

BeansMcCready · 02/02/2017 12:18

That's awesome!

Catsick36 · 02/02/2017 12:20

Wow bragging rights are all yours!!!! Go awesome mamma bear

Ifailed · 02/02/2017 12:20

That's not showing off, it's flipping marvellous! Hope you both are doing fine.

TooSmittle · 02/02/2017 12:20

Blimey, very well done! Big congratulations on your new arrival Flowers

Would it be very nosy to ask you to tell more of the story? I want to hear how it came to happen! My last labour I was squawking for the "good drugs" as soon as it all kicked off, my neighbours would have thought I was being murdered if I'd done it at home Grin

Catsick36 · 02/02/2017 12:20

And congratulations as well

gabsdot · 02/02/2017 12:23

You are woman. Hear you roar.
Congratulations on the safe arrival of your son. We'll done.

Lespritdelsietanner · 02/02/2017 12:24

Awesome work! Congratulations to you.

MusterTheRohirim · 02/02/2017 12:25

Bloody hell! Not many people can say that, congratulations on your new arrival.

Floggingmolly · 02/02/2017 12:25

Congratulations! 🍼

MycatsaPirate · 02/02/2017 12:27

Wow!! Well done, hope you and ds are both well.

I think that's amazing. I had every drug going :o

DontBuyANewMumCashmere · 02/02/2017 12:27

Massive congratulations, that is something!

sonyaya · 02/02/2017 12:29

Amazing! Congrats

AshesandDust · 02/02/2017 12:30

I'm in awe, congratulations!
A mental picture of a proud emotional mum and brand new slippery baby
sitting on a black and white tiled bathroom floor played in my head as I
read you story and now I can hardly see - someone nearby must be peeling onions. Flowers

KayTee87 · 02/02/2017 12:31

God you're amazing!! Well done and congratulations.

Yes please tell us the full story if you don't mind?

VeryBitchyRestingFace · 02/02/2017 12:36

Fantastic news - well done you! Flowers

Grin
ALemonyPea · 02/02/2017 12:37

Wow, congratulations on your double surprise. You're not bragging at all, you should be proud of yourself.

WeddingsAreStressful · 02/02/2017 12:37

Well done! That is amazing!!!

DesolateWaist · 02/02/2017 12:39

Self delivered? Do you mean you were alone?
Dear god woman. You deserve a medal.

DoItTooJulia · 02/02/2017 12:39

What a woman! Congratulations, I think you can show off to your hearts content!

Any chance of a squishy newborn photo?

Flowers
Dagnabit · 02/02/2017 12:41

Bragging rights well earned! He was keen, wasn't he?! Congratulations Flowers

mainlywingingit · 02/02/2017 12:49

Brilliant! Show off! Well done!