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For wanting to show off?!

202 replies

Gizmo79 · 02/02/2017 12:13

Completely don't know where to post this, and completely outing but am very chuffed that early hours of Tuesday morning I self delivered my baby on the bathroom floor after an extremely quick labour. Paramedics turned up about 5 mins later but job done at that point. First thing I noticed was that he had a penis - so that was wrong as well!!! Told 95% girl - don't think so!!

Just wanted to feel proud of myself - sorry to bore you all!

OP posts:
Ilovecaindingle · 02/02/2017 14:38

Ah he is so gorgeous!!! Flowers

Somerville · 02/02/2017 14:39

What a little darling!

bettytaghetti · 02/02/2017 14:39

Absolutely beautiful Gizmo! Many congratulations and totally awesome story! Well done!!

Wobblebeans · 02/02/2017 14:42

Awww OP he is gorgeous Grin
You are absolutely amazing and definitely have massive bragging rights!!

reminds self that I've already agreed to no more babies

tobecontinued2000 · 02/02/2017 14:43

Well done you. That's fantastic! Congratulations on your new arrival Flowers

winniewigs · 02/02/2017 14:46

Beautiful baby. Congratulations! :)

Pinotwoman82 · 02/02/2017 14:48

Awww what a beautiful little baby, congratulations 😍

BoboChic · 02/02/2017 14:52

He's perfect!

mogloveseggs · 02/02/2017 14:54

He is gorgeous! Massive congratulations and well done!

Gildedcage · 02/02/2017 14:55

Us women are truly amazing! We done you! I did this many many years ago and I'm still talking about it...it never gets old and my son loves it!!! All the best to you and your beautiful baby.

PixieMiss · 02/02/2017 14:56

Wow he is gorgeous!! Congrats Flowers

Aki23 · 02/02/2017 14:57

Congratulations and massive kudos to you - all the bragging rights!

Jellybean83 · 02/02/2017 14:58

You've definitely earned the right to show off, that must've been so scary.

He is perfect Flowers

Phalarope · 02/02/2017 14:58

What a sweetie. Hope you're getting some rest after your impressive work.

TiredMumToTwo · 02/02/2017 15:01

Truly awesome!!

HelloSunshine11 · 02/02/2017 15:02

This has made me weep at my desk! How wonderful. Congratulations on your beautiful son Flowers

Dagnabit · 02/02/2017 15:04

Aw, he's lovely!

Chuckling about the laminate floor...indeed! Imagine if it was your nice plush carpet Shock

50ShadesOfEarlGrey · 02/02/2017 15:12

He is so beautiful, many congratulations. You brag away as much as you like, what a wonderful way to come into this world. Flowers

Lozzie12 · 02/02/2017 15:13

Congratulations, he's lovely. X

FortyFacedFuckers · 02/02/2017 15:13

Omg he is gorgeous - congratulations op!!

Ulysses · 02/02/2017 15:13

Aaw, bit teary eyed here. That's marvellous. The woman opposite me in the maternity ward when I had DD delivered herself in her bathroom. She was very young and seemed quite traumatised by it. Great that you are in fine fettle from it.

SerialReJoiner · 02/02/2017 15:16

Aw he is a gorgeous little dot isn't he! Congratulations again OP Flowers

MycatsaPirate · 02/02/2017 15:23

he is just gorgeous!!

ObviousChild · 02/02/2017 15:26

Oh my god, you are amazing. I think I would have just had a panic attack and passed out. Well done and congratulations. I'm in awe.

Boosiehs · 02/02/2017 15:27

bloody AMAZING!!!! Well done you! x Flowers Wine