For wanting to show off?!

[Gizmo79]

Completely don't know where to post this, and completely outing but am very chuffed that early hours of Tuesday morning I self delivered my baby on the bathroom floor after an extremely quick labour. Paramedics turned up about 5 mins later but job done at that point. First thing I noticed was that he had a penis - so that was wrong as well!!! Told 95% girl - don't think so!!

Just wanted to feel proud of myself - sorry to bore you all!

That is BRILLIANT!
What a story you will be telling about him all his life.
I wonder if he will turn out to be a self-sufficient, JFDI person?

Boast more! You have some serious bragging rights

Well done and congratulations to you and your family!

Congratulations OP, what an amazing feat and what an absolute sweetheart! He is utterly scrumptious.

Amazing, well done, I really mean that Gizmo.
Is he your first baby ?

Aww, just seen his picture, he's just perfect, adorable.
Have you named him yet OP?

That's fantastic! Well done you and he's absolutely gorgeous!

Amazing! Congratulations! He and his siblings have a wonderfully amazing story to grow up telling over and over.

Bloody amazing,well done you and congratulations. Show off to your hearts content x x

Blimey! I would have been terrified! You sound so calm. Well dine and congratulations!

*done, not dine

He's gorgeous - congratulations

What a gorgeous baby 🌟

Congratulations. He's beautiful!

Brava Gizmo and what a beautiful little guy he is. Now you get to brag away as much as you can - that is literally an awesome feat!

Just watch it OP, your next one may well be faster

he looks lovely BTW

He is beautiful. Congratulations and huge well done for keeping so calm!

Oooh, he's so lovely! What a fab story and a massive well done to you! xxx

Congratulations on your beautiful baby!

You are queen of awesome!
Bragging is usually such a drag, but this is soooooo Worth it!

You delivered your own baby - that totally deserves to be bragged about!! Go mama!! X

Brilliant. Brag away. Good luck to you and the little fella. xx

Brag away!!! Congratulations on your new (self-delivered!!) baby!

Very cool, well done and congratulations!

Congratulations! You did amazingly. This happened to my friend, although she was in hospital. The midwife left her alone for ages as she had other women to look after, and she went into quick labour and baby came out! Much nicer for you to be at home though I think. Enjoy your lovely baby.

What an amazing deffo brill wonderful story and he looks so cute

CONGRATULATIONS

What is his name?