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For wanting to show off?!

202 replies

Gizmo79 · 02/02/2017 12:13

Completely don't know where to post this, and completely outing but am very chuffed that early hours of Tuesday morning I self delivered my baby on the bathroom floor after an extremely quick labour. Paramedics turned up about 5 mins later but job done at that point. First thing I noticed was that he had a penis - so that was wrong as well!!! Told 95% girl - don't think so!!

Just wanted to feel proud of myself - sorry to bore you all!

OP posts:
TragicallyUnbeyachted · 02/02/2017 15:45

Oh, he's gorgeous! Well done!

MrsArthurShappey · 02/02/2017 16:24

Oh oh oh he's beautiful!

TooSmittle · 02/02/2017 16:28

Oh he's soooo lovely! That's a great birth story... "hmm, maybe early labour" to a baby in what sounds like the blink of an eye. I bet the person who was on the end of the phone doing triage is telling everyone about your call too! Lots of smiles up and down the country thanks to you.

GeorgeTheHamster · 02/02/2017 16:45

Awww

WeAreEternal · 02/02/2017 17:02

Well done and congratulations.

He's beautiful.

Bloodybridget · 02/02/2017 17:08

What a gorgeous baby! Huge congratulations to you and your family!

n0ne · 02/02/2017 17:26

He's stunning! Oh well done you! You're so clever! GrinStar

isadoradancing123 · 02/02/2017 18:36

Aww he so gorgeous

girlelephant · 02/02/2017 18:38

Wow! Shock Well done and congratulations Star

girlelephant · 02/02/2017 18:39

Oh and forgot to say he is beautiful. Does he have a name yet?

Jojobythesea · 02/02/2017 18:43

Amazing. Well done. He is beautiful. FlowersFlowersHaloBear

AllThatGlistensIs · 02/02/2017 18:43

Oh just look at him! What a darling Smile

Huge congratulations.

Maryhadalittlelambstew · 02/02/2017 18:43

Oh how lovely! Congratulations xx

When I was in labour with DD3 the midwife said she was going for a cup of tea as I was only 4cm, one minute later I had the urge to push and delivered my own little girl. The midwives walked in about 30 seconds later looking very surprised at me cradling my beautiful girl x

PrincessWizard · 02/02/2017 18:53

Oh he's beautiful OP, look at that little face Smile

And what a fab birth story, you have every right to brag about it, well done!

AshesandDust · 02/02/2017 19:05

Oh my, he's just so adorable, isn't he?
Flipping onion peeler is here again,

ExitPursuedBySpartacus · 02/02/2017 19:35

Squeeee. Is that his little hand by his ear?

❤️❤️❤️

ShowMePotatoSalad · 02/02/2017 19:40

Aww he's so adorable! Well done you...3 pushes?! Bloody hell!

Flowers CakeBrew

Rollonbedtime7pm · 02/02/2017 20:00

Congratulations! Brag all day every day!!

Me and DH delivered our 3rd at home on our own - I felt bloody amazing afterwards so you enjoy the high for as long as you like!!

BellMcEnd · 02/02/2017 20:04

YABU!!!

Brag away (forever more).

He's lush. Well done SmileFlowers

BellMcEnd · 02/02/2017 20:05

Bah!!!
That was meant to say YANBU obvs

Miserylovescompany2 · 02/02/2017 20:17

He's absolutely perfect. Well done you. You'll be able to tell the tale for years to come.

Congratulations :)

lilyborderterrier · 02/02/2017 20:20

Congratulations that's brilliant x

SoleBizzz · 02/02/2017 20:21

Congratulations and I hope you are OK. Flowers x

MollyHuaCha · 02/02/2017 20:27

Wow! Miles more worthy than all the threads on parking/selling houses/my-husband-has-given-me-chlamydia-but-denies-it-was-him. Gorgeous baby pic too. Hope you are well. Congratulations!

TroysMammy · 02/02/2017 20:31

Ah look at his little face. He's beautiful.

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