Bullet in my package??!!

[bambisims]

So...AIBU to think someone has put THEIR bullet in with my dress package from ASOS??!! Anyone else ever had this? I was trying on my new dress (which I love!) to find a mysterious object on my bed couldn't work out what is was as funny shape and then (which much fiddling and seeing batteries) I figured out its a bullet type vibrator!!! at first I thought maybe it was a weird promo gift but on googling doesn't look likely! Yuck!!!

Wow....
But what can they do except apologise?

I would love to be there when you phone them and ask if it is a freebie and /or has it been used???

I agree I don't know what they can do other than apologise really?! Maybe a voucher?!

It wouldn't surprise me if they gave you a refund and told you to either return or keep the dress. Followed up by a substantial voucher and profuse apology. Plus promises it will never happen again and problem has been identified at warehouse etc etc.

This is massively embarrassing for them and potential national press level sadface.

A lot of companies these days have dedicated employees to search the internet for any mentions of the company, positive or negative.

I wonder if ASOS has one of those people?

Bet there be complains of no extra present with that dress now. Dress looks lovely.

Update (kind of)

They've said they're still waiting for reply from warehouse and will be in touch as soon as they have a reply...

Thanks for compliments for dress! I love it, dildo or no dildo!!

I hope you get a nice priced voucher dress is lush 😍

I genuinely lol'ed at you thinking it was a freebie lipstick
I thought it was a bullet from a gun, I'm in NI also

Awful how all of us Northern Ireland folk thought it was a different type of bullet

And Samantha, in their second post, wants you to "have a great day!"

And so say all of us

Am I the only one thinking nomination for classics?!

Never done this before but blatantly place marking!

Please send back an email with as many innuendos as you can!

Bleurghghghgh,

"I think all companies should include complimentary sex toys in deliveries

Cock rings with amazon prime
Butt plugs from Ocado"

Mumsnet comment of the week!

Ooh, they might give you the dress for free!

If it makes anyone feel better about place marking I'm right there with you!! I'm dying for them to write back! I literally have no idea what they're going to say, I wonder if they'll admit who they think put it in...

Please do a crusty vibrator daily mail sad face article......please

Not in NI, still thought it was ammunition!
Not sure which would be worse tbh...

Don't mind me.

Place marking out of fascination

I think I'm the only Northern Ireland poster that didn't get confused as to what type of bullet haha if it turns out the dress was a return, do you think they'll contact the person that returned it? Lol

I'm from NI and thought of the ammunition type of bullet, too. But I also assumed a different meaning for package so was expecting sort of kinky military role-play.

Absolutely pissing myself laughing

From your title I thought you received a death threat.

Can't wait to see what they say!!!