Bullet in my package??!!

[bambisims]

So...AIBU to think someone has put THEIR bullet in with my dress package from ASOS??!! Anyone else ever had this? I was trying on my new dress (which I love!) to find a mysterious object on my bed couldn't work out what is was as funny shape and then (which much fiddling and seeing batteries) I figured out its a bullet type vibrator!!! at first I thought maybe it was a weird promo gift but on googling doesn't look likely! Yuck!!!

*This is hysterical grin

I can imagine the internal investigation "right, which one of you put your vibrator in the parcel??" *

Gives a whole new meaning to "internal investigation" if you ask me.

Crikey. Don't think I'd even be able to touch it without getting my marigolds on for fear it had been used!

Totally shamelessly placemarking! Don't think I've cringed/laughed/been intrigued so much when reading a thread!!!
Ewwww! Just....ewwww!

Janesmom i didn't know what it was to begin with 😷😷

I think a large Ann Summers voucher would be the perfect apology, we know Asos are watching this thread 😅😷

I think a refund on the dress is reasonable and a goodwill voucher

How did you dispose of the item OP in the most environmentally way possible? Weekly recycling?

Any update OP?

No Update yet... I've just emailed to ask for one!!

Blatant place marking!

They should definitely apologise and give you a voucher and ensure this didn't happen again!!

Hope you hear back soon! not that I'm impatient or anything

I still can't get my head around this

I hope there is a pleasurable outcome

Placemarking

I'm buzzing to find out what their reply will be

Can't believe it is taking so long for them to respond tbh!

Yes , OP you deserve a happy ending

^^ I'm all aquiver, too, Billy

I was hoping this thread would have reached a climax by now.

Soup me too, I'm sure a resolution could have come multiple times by now!

Oh my goodness. What a mystery!

I don't think I have ever place marked in my long years on MN, but I can't resist.

Hurry up ASOS!

Loving all the innuendos! I'm still waiting on a response, I'll be daily failing soon! 😏