Bullet in my package??!!

[bambisims]

So...AIBU to think someone has put THEIR bullet in with my dress package from ASOS??!! Anyone else ever had this? I was trying on my new dress (which I love!) to find a mysterious object on my bed couldn't work out what is was as funny shape and then (which much fiddling and seeing batteries) I figured out its a bullet type vibrator!!! at first I thought maybe it was a weird promo gift but on googling doesn't look likely! Yuck!!!

Ah creepy cross post, that's reassuring! It wasn't in a box or bag though?

I've googled doesn't look like they sell them 😷😷

The dress was bought, sent back with bullet enclosed unknowingly. Package wasn't checked properly and now someone's going nuts looking for it before the cleaner /mil arrives and might find it lying about

Sloany that's my thoughts although it was all tissue wrapped as it's a delicate dress? Very odd!

this. is. hilarious!!
sorry!
but wtf!? i can't imagine how it got there... or i can but don't want to... lol

I think all companies should include complimentary sex toys in deliveries

Cock rings with amazon prime
Butt plugs from Ocado

DPD could change their name to DTD

Maybe they are sick of returns. If you don't like the dress you can go fuck yourself.

I once lost a vibrator, never saw it again, now I am wondering if I mailed it to some poor unsuspecting person.

Ewwwww!

😂😂😂 that's funny creepy and gross all in one .

No reply as of yet!! I'm with the funny and gross all at the same time!!

Unicorn I'll post it back to you maybe it's yours 😂

I swear I've read this happening before in a newspaper! Off to Google...

Haha mine was purple and about 7 years ago...
Maybe it's a chain vibe, send this on or you will never achieve orgasm again?

here!

I thought you meant ammunition. Now I'm not sure which is stranger....

Did you tick the box to be a product tester? ;)

100% need to see ASOS response

Mayberry the warehouse packers get bored and in between packing orders entertain themselves. Some asos worker is desperately searching for it.

I'm from (and still live in) Northern Ireland so that title had a whole different meaning for me!

Same!!

I thought someone had shot your package and there was an actual bullet inside the box :D :D

Thats just nasty though :\

Bookmarking for the response!

I'd tempted to practice my tabloid sadface.

Can we see the pic? Perhaps if we can identify the brand we can point to it being a mistake or a fucked up prank.

I very very rarely do this but I am agog so I am placemarking!