Bullet in my package??!!

[bambisims]

So...AIBU to think someone has put THEIR bullet in with my dress package from ASOS??!! Anyone else ever had this? I was trying on my new dress (which I love!) to find a mysterious object on my bed couldn't work out what is was as funny shape and then (which much fiddling and seeing batteries) I figured out its a bullet type vibrator!!! at first I thought maybe it was a weird promo gift but on googling doesn't look likely! Yuck!!!

Are there any pockets in the dress? Perhaps if it was a return it could have gone unnoticed?

On a serious note, i think it is someone staff or customer trying to get back at asos by attracting negative publicity to them

Just caught up with the thread- Amazing! 😂

I feel bloody cheated now, I've never had a special present in any of my ASOS parcels! 😂😂

I think someone working for them/packing for them dropped it in for a joke.

Returns would be checked for any damage before being put back for sale wouldn't they? So it would have been seen then if a customer had accidentally sent it when they returned something?

Update:

They're being really nice about it, but obviously it's very odd so taking them ages to sort!!

This is the reply! It was sent at 12.30 AM!!!

Hello,

My name is #%% and I work on our Customer Experience team here at ASOS. We are a small dedicated team who deal with any escalated complaints and queries.

Thank you for your patience whilst we looked into this for you. Firstly, I would to apologise that you have received this item in your parcel. Please rest assured that this raises concern at out end and is not the usual standard of practice we aim to provide and I am really sorry that this has happened.

So that we can get this sorted, I am going to raise an investigation with the warehouse directly to see if we can find out if the item was a previous return. Please bare in mind investigations like this can sometimes take some time, but as soon as we have a update we will be right back in touch.

In the meantime, please could we ask that you dispose of the item in the most hygienic and environmental way as possible. I am really sorry that you are being asked to do this, we really appreciate your patience whilst this is looked into.

If there is anything else I can do in the meantime, please do not hesitate to get back in touch - I am here to help.

For the person wanting the link

m.asos.com/maya/maya-long-sleeved-midi-dress-with-delicate-sequin-and-tulle-skirt/prd/7501770

Although it's very low on stock if you google the name of the dress there were a few other stockists 😊

'Bullet in my package' sounds like an album from an 80's Glam Rock band.

I'm using my phone and can't work how to report to remove my name if anyone could do it for me or tell me how to that'd be fab!!

I've reported your post op, MNHQ should change it soon for you.

At least it sounds like they're taking it seriously and doing all they can to get to the bottom of it!

I thought you meant ammunition too! A used vibrator? Gross.

I reported your post too so that your name gets removed.

Don't dispose of it
You will need it for the daily fail photographer
Have you been practicing your sad face?
Or your angry face for here m.facebook.com/angrypeopleinlocalnewspapers/?tsid&slog=82&seq=1831829522&rk=0&fbtype=274&ref=m_notif&notif_t=group_comment

Thanks potof! Yes they're being nice, I feel a bit sorry for them (no idea why this is why I'm crap at complaining and wouldn't have unless someone on here at suggested!!!)

I am not doing a daily fail face with a Crusty bullet 😂😂

Yuck!! I think I'd prefer to receive ammunition in my online purchase

On that's a shame, op
Its what the internet was invented for
😁

Can you imagine the the playground yummy mummy whisperer brigade they'd have a field day!

Maybe it's asos new customer service slogan, "we give MORE than 2 fucks..."

Don't throw the bullet!

Bag and tag that shit, for evidence.

(I may have watched too many crime dramas)

ShowMe,

I'm being a bit pedantic here but that email is very poorly written.

Placemarking

Blatant placemark

Placemark, this has given me a laugh this morning! You'll become ASOS legend OP, on a bad day "well, at least we didn't send another bullet, remember that?"

The spelling and grammar in that email from ASOS is awful!

Actually I'm now doubting my own grammar...maybe that should have been ARE awful...?