Bullet in my package??!!

[bambisims]

So...AIBU to think someone has put THEIR bullet in with my dress package from ASOS??!! Anyone else ever had this? I was trying on my new dress (which I love!) to find a mysterious object on my bed couldn't work out what is was as funny shape and then (which much fiddling and seeing batteries) I figured out its a bullet type vibrator!!! at first I thought maybe it was a weird promo gift but on googling doesn't look likely! Yuck!!!

I wasn't that cross until suggesting it as a 'goodwill' it could have been something even worse, dangerous. I just think their 'goodwill' should reflect how bloody bad it is!!

Tell them you are part of Christian Mothers Against Masturbation and you feel the compensation does not match the amount of psychological and emotional hardship the situation has caused you.

Billy 😂😂😂

Email the CEO.

Write to the press, perhaps you should get this bread deleted otherwise it will end up in press without your control

thread

www.ceoemail.com/index-search.php

I don't think I would go to the press.. although wouldn't want it his thread there either! How would I get it deleted??

Thanks for link to CEO email!

It's a legit thing OP

I have had great success emailing CEO's from that website, it's very useful.

I'm not from NI and thought gun bullet too.

I'd get the dress dry cleaned before wearing. And bill ASOS.

"Buttplugs from Ocado" am hyperventilating

I've requested for thread to be deleted! I'll update on a new thread if I get a resolution!

No, please don't buzz off, mumsnetters nutters need a happy ending

despite fact I could have spent 85 on a dress touched by a used vibrator

But you didn't.

I think you will have to report this thread to be deleted again as it is still on my list

Still on mine too

It might not have been used op, just smell it 😂

Any update?

No update?

Argh - I was so excited. I thought the OP had updated the thread!

Me to! Loved this thread