Bullet in my package??!!

[bambisims]

So...AIBU to think someone has put THEIR bullet in with my dress package from ASOS??!! Anyone else ever had this? I was trying on my new dress (which I love!) to find a mysterious object on my bed couldn't work out what is was as funny shape and then (which much fiddling and seeing batteries) I figured out its a bullet type vibrator!!! at first I thought maybe it was a weird promo gift but on googling doesn't look likely! Yuck!!!

I'm just imagining the meeting to discuss this. I'd have to do a bingo card for that meeting!

Someone in packaging is about to have A Very Bad Day!

First of all, that dress is stunning and I wish I'd seen it before we eloped last spring, it would have been perfect.

Secondly, I'm guffawing at my desk over this thread - priceless!

Thank you amusedbush! I love it, can't wait to wear it!

And yes I'm thinking someone is going to have a bad day, I feel a bit bad!!

Not as bad as they feel if it was a mistake and not an unfortunate prank! That is going to be one interesting meeting!

I also thought you meant ammunition. I bet someone in the offices is sat trying to think of how to compose a reply.

Blatant placemark.

I think we all agree the entire thread is most stimulating...

You're a better woman than me, dress would be well and truly sent back, no way would i ever wear something someones used vibrator had touched if it wasn't machine washable and everything it touched if not washable be thrown out!
I too thought by title you meant ammunition, i would have have actually enjoyed being sent an ammunition bullet in the post, they're intriguing.

MissVictoria

OP said that it didn't touch the dress - the dress was wrapped separately.

Still waiting...I've sent another email asking for an update, explaining I think I've been very nice to to plaster the story all over their public page, hopefully that hurries them along

That's mad it's taking so long for a reply. I agree you could make a lot of money selling the story to a paper/magazine

They're really dragging it out now...

Don't mind me, just loitering in the corner waiting to see how this all works out!

Not even going to pretend I'm not just place marking 🤣

Can't believe it's dragging out either although I suspect so poor persons been sat in front of a screen a fee days wondering how to word the next email haha.

Place Marking

The bigger question - sounds like you didn't see it come out of the package. Is there anyone else who has access to your house like a cleaner or flat mate?

£15 good will voucher!!!!'

No Way!!! I've gone mad 😡

No I don't have cleaner/house mate so definitely came out of package!!

How much was the dress OP?
That seems really shit considering.

That's it?! bloody £15 for all that palaver? You'd make more selling the story! not that I would or anything

They've only covered the cost of a new bulllet!
How rude, they should pay for the dress at the very least!

Oh no, they're trying it on. Complain and use the words 'not happy' and 'disppointed.'

£85! I've made that point, I've made lots of points about not going public, not returning dress despite fact I could have spent 85 on a dress touched by a used vibrator, I am an adult luckily but could have been a child or teenager etc. etc. I've suggest they talk to a senior member of staff before they get back to me....we'll see! £15 suggests they don't seem to see how disgusting and serious it is/could be!!! 😱

Well then go public!

That's really bad of them - shows they don't prioritise safety of customers re what was on the vibe (boak!) and their shipping depot must be lax.