Bullet in my package??!!

[bambisims]

So...AIBU to think someone has put THEIR bullet in with my dress package from ASOS??!! Anyone else ever had this? I was trying on my new dress (which I love!) to find a mysterious object on my bed couldn't work out what is was as funny shape and then (which much fiddling and seeing batteries) I figured out its a bullet type vibrator!!! at first I thought maybe it was a weird promo gift but on googling doesn't look likely! Yuck!!!

Lovely dress

Oh show, I should have posted before I replied. But like I said to DH surely I could just be lying and it's my own...obviously it's not but how could I even prove that!!!

Don't worry, OP, I don't think it's anything sinister. Just all a bit..unusual. Maybe they are confused about how to handle it themselves so have asked for all this info as a way of looking like they know what they're doing!

There's no way of them knowing it's not your's but common sense dictates that very few people would contact a company saying they've been sent a dildo in with their dress. I would expect them to give me the dress for free - you've been sent a fanny tickler through the post FFS.

Judge Judy would have a fuckin field day.

I would love to go on judge rinder with this they could wheel you all out as witnesses

Weird. Very weird. Hope they pay for you to dry clean the dress OP! Not sure I could wear it otherwise! And yes - why do they need your DOB?!

Update, FB MESSENGER:

Thanks for popping this over, I've now passed this over to the relevant team for you and someone will be in touch shortly for you. If there's anything else I can help with in the meantime let me know - I'll be happy to help you. ASOS Megan

I wondered whether they needed to check she was over 18 before they had conversation mentioning sexusl matters?
Either that or they're checking it wasn't included as a birthday present

Impressed they have a "sex toy in my parcel" team tho

Haha, true

"popping this over"

They're being very casual over a used sex toy, aren't they?

Like ducks they are - calm on the surface and their little legs going hell for leather underneath.

It's very odd isn't it 😵

Hahahahahaha

Oh show, I should have posted before I replied. But like I said to DH surely I could just be lying and it's my own...obviously it's not but how could I even prove that!!!

Dna?

DNA 😷 very true I touched it as well as thought it was a freebie lipstick 😷 thank god I figured it out quickly!!

Love that there's a relevant team that deals with randomly sent vibrators

Hoolit 😂😂

They probably asked your age as they panicked about the possibility of the sad face Daily Fail feature "My 13yo daughter was sent a vibrator by ASOS".

I can imagine a huge sigh of relief across the call centre when they worked out your age from your DOB

Bet that customer service team is fuckif howling

I'd have at least stuck a sex joke in there come on Asos.

Maybe someone did come on your asos package.

Sorry. I'll go.

I'm nearly 30 luckily for them! I did think also about the daily fail face!!!

Does it look used?

Ohbollocks, has no packaging that's as far as my 'used' checking has gone!!!

The woman on the link someone posted earlier found a pube on her vibrator from Amazon

Do you feel hard done by now bambisims ?

How has it got in there though what a mystery.

Maybe it's fate.

From Ibiza 😱😷

Absolutely shameless place marking