Bullet in my package??!!

[bambisims]

So...AIBU to think someone has put THEIR bullet in with my dress package from ASOS??!! Anyone else ever had this? I was trying on my new dress (which I love!) to find a mysterious object on my bed couldn't work out what is was as funny shape and then (which much fiddling and seeing batteries) I figured out its a bullet type vibrator!!! at first I thought maybe it was a weird promo gift but on googling doesn't look likely! Yuck!!!

Wonder if they'll ask for it back...

"Relevant department"

Really want to know if they have a special department for dealing with accidental dildo deliveries

This is amazing !

I can't actually believed it has happened if it helps!

Oh my..

Blatant placemarking.

Sorry but I'm howling that you touched it thinking it was a freebie

A pube?!

Ahahhahhhahahhahahahahahhahaha! Me and DH both crying with laughter at this

I once got a porn DVD instead of some crappy kid DVD I bought for DS but this is even weirder than that!

Happy to have entertained! I'm genuinely also intrigued as to what will happen next!!

I have no words I just need to be able to find this when there's an update.

Marking place.
Most random thread ever!

Maybe it's a promotional offer to coincide with the new Mr Grey film. Buy a fancy frock and get a sex toy free. I'm off to buy said fancy frock....I'm all for a bargain!

Let's life and hope for the mr grey offer 😂

Live even!

lurking to see outcome

I need to know what happens!

Totally place marking, sorry (not sorry)

Omg i thought you meant a different kind of bullet, i'm not actually sure which would be worse ( this!).
Clearly you've been sent a return dress, but how did they miss that??

I've woken the baby with fits of laughter so random
shameless placemats

*or placemark

Looks like you will get a gift voucher!
Happy shopping, let's hope the next parcel is gift free!

Every time you wear the dress, you'll have a secret giggle to yourself.

::slips in through the side door with popcorn, takes up seat::

Not placemarking. Not even a little bit.

My parcels are so boring.

Bambi, I would say without much doubt this thread will definitely be in the Daily Fail within the next few days so think about that one update with your name in it! (this wasn't a shameless place mark btw)