Bullet in my package??!!

[bambisims]

So...AIBU to think someone has put THEIR bullet in with my dress package from ASOS??!! Anyone else ever had this? I was trying on my new dress (which I love!) to find a mysterious object on my bed couldn't work out what is was as funny shape and then (which much fiddling and seeing batteries) I figured out its a bullet type vibrator!!! at first I thought maybe it was a weird promo gift but on googling doesn't look likely! Yuck!!!

Hang on have you posted a pic I can't see? Looking back it looks like you might have, but I can't see it.

Just following this lol

Yep agree with PP someone's returned the dress with their vibrator accidentally included.

All together now: EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

To my Northern Ireland friends ... (disclaimer this is no way meant in any harm!)

Casual chat at work about how well sales are doing and business is booming etc ....

Fellow colleague innocently pipes up "yes, yes I agree business is just exploding in Belfast"

Rest of the team give the eye rolling "choose your words carefully Mr Bond!"

Sorry yes I did include picture and someone has found it's Ann summers! It's this one. No response as of yet!!!

ASOS is quite notorious for this. I ordered a Whistle dress and it came smelling like cigarette, sweat and cheap perfume! Needless to say it was returned!

Also I've googled and there is form! One vibrator and one big black Cock 😂😂

Thankfully dress was in perfect condition all wrapped in tissue think it was in main package still 😷

I also thought that it was ammunition and not a vibrator.

I need to know how this ends

I'm not placemarking at all

Shamelessly placemarking as I just have to know how ASOS explain this one.

Sniff it .......... on second thoughts - does it look 'used' crispy

I thought you meant ammunition.

Very interested to hear the ASOS response here.....

Sorry...gotta know what happens!

Love to know their response

Have to know what response you get.

Oh my! I neeeeed to know what asos reply!

Hahahaha, me too River!

Asos social media person must be thinking very carefully about what to respond haha

What did they say

Also thought you meant actual ammunition, but I think that might have been an improvement on what you ACTUALLY got!

That news article is revolting, urgh!

Maybe they are sick of returns. If you don't like the dress you can go fuck yourself.

I too thought they'd gone All Texas and were sending out ammo...that's Trump effect for you!