To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word ) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

Spooky, indeed, Being!

Ordered some new boots from JustFab and they called me Girl in the email.

Maybe a stereotypical American gay twink received your order?

Being I might order some too, to see if they call me "Girl". it would make my day

That is another spooky coincidence, Being! You volunteer with the Scouts - I volunteered (and ran) Brownies and Rainbows for years!

This thread is just getting to freaky!

Those boots are so comfy. I am ordering my second pair because I wore them so much last year that I ruined the heel.

Yes, I tend to live on the same comfy pair of boots or shoes all the time too, to their premature destruction! I have so many lovely pairs of shoes in my wardrobe that never see the light of day.

better I was a temporary member of the Woodcraft Folk, if that counts (bloody embarrassing hippy parents)?

Oh, that definitely counts, Jess. Keep the coincidences going!

I bought some loafers from Deichman. They were so comfy, I bought them in every colour and multiple pairs in grey and black.

I held a stick once.

All my friends were Brownies, though...

I'm sure you did AGL...

Been for a run.

What did I miss? From scanning.... Coincidences, portias been outed, something about God getting up after 6 lazy, wood carving incidences/classes, stick holding, and the fact that we jump to the aid of a poster in distress 🙈😂👍🏽

I'd say thats a good summary CC

So, what's for dinner?

Don't forget continuing controversy about scones, cc. This thread wouldn't be complete without regular scone fights!

I was in shorething

Spooky alert:

I was a scout leader once too!

Outed???

Excellent, Red! Duly noted.

portia. DS is joining Surf Lifesaving. Once he ventures out of the rock pools....

As the mystery woman that was lapped

What exactly is that, Portia?

Lapped??!! Papped!!