To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word ) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

Or perhaps somone more diplomatic than myself can think of a reply Better over to you

AGL. Have just looked and you were extremely comprehensive in your preamble, leaving no margin for error.

I do remember when I was raving to a friend about the first season of Revenge, and she said "You know the dad spoiler alert , right?"

Ruined.

Oh, it's not as bad as I expected! Lots of reasonable posters are defending you, AGL!

Portia Woke up about an hour ago and wasn't expecting to be vilified

AGL half an hour ago? Have you been box setting all night?

Woke up an hour ago? Those were the days! Didn't sleep much last night and DS awake and raring to go at six!

SIX bloody SIX that's at least an hour before God gets up

I was boxsetting til 3

I was also woken up at 6am

Young people - sleeping their lives away!

What's box setting?

Young people (tuts)

SIX bloody SIX that's at least an hour before God gets up

I am being naughty on your threat AGL. Forgive me.

I think I must be a mean mommy. I've never allowed mine to get up for the day before 7:15. If they wake before then I just keep putting them back to bed, singing lullaby and leaving and eventually they stop bothering even trying to get up early.

Ha my dd drove herself to her pt job while I was still in my boudoir. 🙋

sleeping of course

Don't look Portia!

DD doesn't normally wake up so early. Today was unusual.

Do you reckon other MNers notice when one of us has a thread that isn't going so well, that we all jump in?

DH has left the rake out
In the rain
I don't think that I can take it
Because it took so long
To make it
And I'll never go on that 'Carve your own artisanal garden tool using organic wood, home grown in the UK" again.

Oh no. Oh NO!!!!!!

AGL Don't you know ANYTHING? ??? That's Portia - she said that she was papped last week!

Being I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT!

AGL, that's because this thread is... Dun dun dun!!! ... Spooky!

Who's doing the next one?

FFS that's me. Papped yet again

I'm not being attacked on it but if anyone has any words of advice for this...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2723259-Im-a-bit-concerned-and-dont-know-what-to-do