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To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

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AverageGayLad · 31/08/2016 20:22

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word Confused) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts Wink A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

Grin
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Bettercallsaul1 · 03/09/2016 16:08

Sorry, that correction was ten minutes late!

PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 16:09

My family's scons are renown throughout Kernow
Light and fluffy like a muffy
Jam and creamy
Poldark steamy

Bettercallsaul1 · 03/09/2016 16:09

I am dozing off on the sofa and missing lots of posts.

carbcraver · 03/09/2016 16:11

Could go for a good scon right about now.

Bettercallsaul1 · 03/09/2016 16:12

I don't suppose you're allowed to share the recipe, Portia? Gran will have the copyright?

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 03/09/2016 16:13

So I have just looked at my PSHE planning and I have to teach sex ed at the end of the year.

FML! 😫

To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?
PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 16:14

Here's my scon

To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?
Bettercallsaul1 · 03/09/2016 16:14

Oh, poor you, Being!

Original poster
AverageGayLad · 03/09/2016 16:14

People hate me for one of my threads :(

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 03/09/2016 16:14

Is my wifi really slow because I gave the password to one of my neighbours? There are five flats in my building. She is really lovely and was grumbling about her dongle a few months back. Am not bothered about sharing it, but it seems really slow these days....

PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 16:15

Being I'll help I'm good at that

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 03/09/2016 16:16

What AGL? Which one?

PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 16:18

Jess she's hacked into your porn stash

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 03/09/2016 16:18

Is this your spoiler thread AGL?

Bettercallsaul1 · 03/09/2016 16:20

I was wondering where you were today, AGL! Tut tut, this is what happens when you leave our thread!

PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 16:20

Eh what who doesn't like AGL s thread
Link please

carbcraver · 03/09/2016 16:20

Do we need to wade in and sort it AGL?!

Bettercallsaul1 · 03/09/2016 16:22

We are your muscle! Grin.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 03/09/2016 16:23

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2723165-Ive-just-googled-a-TV-character-and-discovered-they-die

If he means this one, here is the link.

PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 16:23

I have gained notoriety on a trans thread by saying it twas codswalloping bollocks

carbcraver · 03/09/2016 16:23

Pretty sure in not RL we'd be a force to be reckoned with Grin

carbcraver · 03/09/2016 16:24

I actually lol'd (the shame!) at that Portia!!!!!

Original poster
AverageGayLad · 03/09/2016 16:26

Yeah, that one. Why click on it if you're not looking for spoilers??

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PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 16:28

Someone gave me a Wine but when they all start on me I'll hide the thread. Was only telling the truth actually

PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 16:29

AGL never fear we shall think of suitable replies