To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word ) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

Sorry, that correction was ten minutes late!

My family's scons are renown throughout Kernow
Light and fluffy like a muffy
Jam and creamy
Poldark steamy

I am dozing off on the sofa and missing lots of posts.

Could go for a good scon right about now.

I don't suppose you're allowed to share the recipe, Portia? Gran will have the copyright?

So I have just looked at my PSHE planning and I have to teach sex ed at the end of the year.

FML! 😫

Here's my scon

Oh, poor you, Being!

People hate me for one of my threads :(

Is my wifi really slow because I gave the password to one of my neighbours? There are five flats in my building. She is really lovely and was grumbling about her dongle a few months back. Am not bothered about sharing it, but it seems really slow these days....

Being I'll help I'm good at that

What AGL? Which one?

Jess she's hacked into your porn stash

Is this your spoiler thread AGL?

I was wondering where you were today, AGL! Tut tut, this is what happens when you leave our thread!

Eh what who doesn't like AGL s thread
Link please

Do we need to wade in and sort it AGL?!

We are your muscle! .

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2723165-Ive-just-googled-a-TV-character-and-discovered-they-die

If he means this one, here is the link.

I have gained notoriety on a trans thread by saying it twas codswalloping bollocks

Pretty sure in not RL we'd be a force to be reckoned with

I actually lol'd (the shame!) at that Portia!!!!!

Yeah, that one. Why click on it if you're not looking for spoilers??

Someone gave me a but when they all start on me I'll hide the thread. Was only telling the truth actually

AGL never fear we shall think of suitable replies