To ask what is the funniest thing that has ever happened to you - as I simply fancy hearing some funny tales / others may too ...

[ginorwine]

I can't say my actual funniest as it may out me to my rl friends but -
One was when I jumped over a wall after several wines - I thought I was going over into a field in my village
But I then dropped in a very relaxed wine induced manner about ten foot into a stream .
My friends heard a scream followed by a splosh sound and another scream .
My friend having been bought a drink by a dodgy man in a pub - didn't expect him to approach her - panicked when he looked away and poured it on the pub carpet ( the swirley wild kind of carpet which was dark red ) I didn't know where to look .
It's a dull rainy evening here and I'm trying to cheer it up somewhat .
😄

On a school orienteering trip as a member of staff I had to jump over a small stream and ended up in it covered in mud, the kids had to pull me out. This was at the start of the day, it was mentioned for a long time after

Took my daughter aged about 3 for her swimming lesson when she had been constipated for several days. About half way through the lesson the teacher calls up to the cafe where we sit to say she needs to go to the toilet. I run down and take her into the changing rooms to sit her on the toilet. Just as the moment when the piece of offending poo is about the leave her body she stands up bolt upright and the poo skids across the floor like a bullet and under the door.
We then couldn't find it.