To spend £1000

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I want a luxury spa and Michelin star restaurant for me and my DP. Live in the Midlands, so open to a lot of areas.

Looked at The Priory in Bath and The Grovesnor in Chester so far. I want utter decadence, but not sure whether these places will offer that. Upto £1000 for two nights.

Am I asking too much for the cost?

I'm okay for Hoar Cross. Membership is less than my local spa. I'd just like genuine recommendations.

2 nights and a restaurant for £1k? You'll struggle, it's at least that just for one night in a suite at an iconic hotel. Will a room do? If so, you'll still be looking at over £700 for 2 nights but you might just do it. Q

I think the OP got lost on the interwebs on the way to tripadvisor.

Just sipping do carry on.

happygoluckylady, lmao.

Are you suggesting my Skegness recommendation wasn't genuine?

Thisisnotausername

That actually made me LOL

Er the Midlands already has 3 Michelin star restaurants in Birmingham alone - never mind Ludlow in Shropshire as well.

Simpsons and Purnells have outstanding food - Glynn Purnell certainly tarts himself about on Saturday kitchen enough - but fair play to him, he's ah incredible chef

Unless Michelin stars in Birmingham are too lower class for you

Kenadams,please tell me the Michelin star restaurants you're referring to?

Not clear to me. You asked. AIBU to spend £1000? Am I asking too much for the cost?

Do you want somewhere for cheaper or to be told to spend more and get a better place?

This thread is incredible. OP are you a robot?

I'm not a fan of Birmingham...but if you could recommend a fab hotel
I'd check it out.

Oh, was funny at first but now you are just labouring it a bit much.

Duck90 I'd pay more if worth it.

Ohhh, a spar in the midlands near Burton-on-Trent. I'm so jealous.

Calcot manor is great. Their spa is lovely. Whatley manor is also very nice. Good reviews of Chewton Glen but haven't been yet. Barnsley house is nice. And the one in Watergate bay over looking 15 is nice. Not that I can remember the name.

Can I just have spa hotels with good restaurant tips please. No bitchiness needed.

I could help you, OP, but due to your breathtaking unpleasantness and weird stealth boasting, I'll choose not to.

Wherever you go, however much you spend, you'll still be you, and your partner will be just as delightful. I'd save the money, personally.

OP this is now sounding like the most boring birthday ever. Not because of the hotel but because you will be there.

Gleneagles, Cameron house are my recommendations but are in Scotland if you are willing to travel.

Haha OP you're brilliant! You just don't give a fuck about what everyone says! It must be a wound up!

Well let me recommend you Dorchester by Hyde park!!

You'll easily spend £1k for the presidential suite at the Hyatt but my suggestion would be the Sarah Ireland suite at Hampton Manor hotel but no spa.

Or alternatively stay at the Manila Suite at the new Genting Hotel at Resorts World Birmingham You have your own lift access to that floor and they have a spa and a casino.

They'll take your £1k and then some faster than you can say visa or MasterCard

Why don't you just look on tripadvisor?

wound up??? Meant wind up or maybe tiny bit troll??