To think you should not comment when someone breaks wind

[ididNOTfart]

Very embarrassing, colleague said oh ugh someone's farted and looked at me! AIBU to think this was rude??

Love a silent but violent in work

SDTG Sounds like you've done a fine job with him!

i am dying over the carpet frogs....

my comment on flatulence is "better an empty house than a bad tenant"

or if i home I run up to someone and go "shuuuushhhh.....lliiiiiiiisten" really dramatically and then let rip.

#suchachild.

DD1 performed in panto this year (and last) towards the end of the 6 week run, the panto babes host a party for the cast and crew. One of the mum's made chilli.

In the evening show one of the ugly sisters thought they were about to drop a silent but violent on stage, and let it go. It was a trumpet. Made Cinderella jump, ugly sister blamed Conders, left the rest of us in hysterics.

We also refer to frogs.

I was brought up saying "every fox smells it's own hole"

When I was young, we drove out to a pub one summer's evening. We parked up next to, and at the same time as, a middle-aged, well-to-do looking couple. As the wife got out of the car she let rip a mahoosive fart, whereupon my Dad said, quick as a flash "I'll name that tune in five, love!". I don't know who was more mortified - farting lady or my mother.......