Not necessarily an aibu but it's Sunday, ergo fun day...
Over the years I've had many NNs which either described the situation I was in or a favourite quote from a book or film.
What's yours? And who has the best NN? (Hopes FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse turns up). My current NN came from a very trivial discussion I had with my friend over what I was making her for dinner and she said "You're making potatoes! Just fucking potatoes!?" And I replied with "Well yes, please appreciate the humble potato."