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to think no one would ever respond well to a pic like this on a dating app [warning added by MNHQ - mild graphic image]

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ljwales · 31/03/2015 21:19

I've covered his face and other little bit up so its safe to post here. Seriously what goes through guys minds when they send photos like this?!

Its like being flashed

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EatShitDerek · 31/03/2015 21:21

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Squeegle · 31/03/2015 21:22

Funny! But there are worse! Surely no one responds to these? Or do they??

TrixieB123 · 31/03/2015 21:22

Imagine if he got paint on "it."

It's bad enough scrubbing it off your hands.

TurnOverTheTv · 31/03/2015 21:22

Cannot stop laughing at him painting his caravan Grin

molyholy · 31/03/2015 21:22

Oh jesus.

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JohnFarleysRuskin · 31/03/2015 21:23

Is this guardian soulmates or the times encounter section?

CapnMurica · 31/03/2015 21:23

Gosh he's an even messier painter than I am.

Mind you, I'm clearly an idiot - I've always worn and ruined clothes.

And as an aside I think I stayed in that caravan in Haven a few years ago.

SeraOfeliaFalfurrias · 31/03/2015 21:24

But, but, but......why?!

So much of why?

Why is he naked?
Why is he painting naked?
Why is he paining inside a caravan, which as a rule, don't need painting?
Why does he have a label above his cock? What does it say?
Why has he painted two neat dabs on his hips?
Why is does he have an odd fold beneath his breasts?

Just...... why?!?!?!?

scratchandsniff · 31/03/2015 21:25

What's not to like?! Grin

Justmuddlingalong · 31/03/2015 21:25

What does his tattoo say? I'm scared to zoom in as I have a dodgy gag reflex.

OttiliaVonBCup · 31/03/2015 21:27

He's not planning on stirring the paint with that, is he?

Fatstacks · 31/03/2015 21:27

Erm, got his number?
I do like a nice caravan enthusiast.

TrixieB123 · 31/03/2015 21:28

I can make out "sunday" but the rest is a blur. Possibly "vivian"

Poor Vivian.

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ljwales · 31/03/2015 21:29

Glad its not just me that thinks why?!

Can't read the tattoo :(, he does have a collection of Egyptian shit behind him though

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YoniMitchell · 31/03/2015 21:29

I think you need to try a different dating app OP!

nannynoss · 31/03/2015 21:30

Sera, I am cracking up at your response! He sounds a delight...

nannynoss · 31/03/2015 21:31

Is it Roman numerals under the Sunday bit? Maybe it's his date of birth. Oh god.

SeraOfeliaFalfurrias · 31/03/2015 21:31

Oh. It says Sunday V.IV.MCMIII.... MCMLII... MCMLIX? I can't quite make out the last bit. I keep getting distracted by his lack of pubes and purple cock.

So a date. His birthday?

chickenfuckingpox · 31/03/2015 21:32

im thinking why too but im also pondering how much did you have to cover up down there?

thinking of changing my name to lackofsleepmakesmethinkwrongthoughts

KillmeNow · 31/03/2015 21:32

I zoomed in but couldnt read the tattoo properly.I think the top word is Sunday with roman numerals under it .

Mind you ,I was distracted by the shaving rash in his right groin Hmm

KurriKurri · 31/03/2015 21:36

He looks sort of normal below the waist (albeit with a purple penis) but above the wasit its as if someone has put a very tight elastic band round him and he's swelled up to the point his skin might burst.

Nice to see he's kept his jewellery on though, and managed to get some bargain paint.

gamerchick · 31/03/2015 21:36

That paint's shit.

BastardGoDarkly · 31/03/2015 21:37

Just......wrong.

MrsTerryPratchett · 31/03/2015 21:38

Maybe if it were Farrow and Ball