to think no one would ever respond well to a pic like this on a dating app [warning added by MNHQ - mild graphic image]

[ljwales]

I've covered his face and other little bit up so its safe to post here. Seriously what goes through guys minds when they send photos like this?!

Its like being flashed

WoW! What's not to love

Thats I'm on an iPhone and I can see it in all its glory. Go through the website rather than the app though.

it's so utterly un erotic
is he painting avec or sans erection?

I'm hoping sans given the direction of the purple splodge.

I have looked at his photo twice. The second time I zoomed in. Why? I don't know.

That upholstery is looking a bit tired. Grey nylon foliage.

Can I have a link to the man's dating profile please??

Or if I need to register, what does his profile say? Any explanation as to why he's in a caravan?

This thread has cheered me up (off work sick)

I'm hoping sans given the direction of the purple splodge

oh yeah :o
well that pretty much shows up the state of my sex life, I've forgotten what the male anatomy does

I'm on an iPhone too, Pipbin, and can see it fascinating

Ljwales - what did you type in to get this response?

Is it definitely a caravan, and not just some gruesome sofa moved out of the way? Can't really tell, I'm on a phone, but do caravans get painted inside?

Or is it some sort of paint fetish prop?

Well I couldn't be arsed to read this thread yesterday but thanks to MNHQ adding [graphic image warning] I couldn't resist.

Cheers MNHQ

He hasn't even drawn the curtains

The only thing he's hoping to paint that caravan with is his love juices.

We need to know what he says in his profile, OP

I've zoomed, squinted, and generally had a good look, to me his tattoo says:
Randy
Viv McSuck.

That can't be right! I'm not looking anymore though.

Why does anyone have their date of birth tattooed on themselves? Surely that is the one date everyone can remember. Or maybe whenever he is asked for his DOB, to save himself the trouble of speaking, he just flashes.

The more I think about this man (and admittedly I am thinking about him too much) the more of a fascinating enigma he becomes. I am starting to appreciate his carefree, naked, paintbrush wielding, caravanning, DOB tattoed lifestyle. He's starting to look like a catch (or at least someone you could catch something from).

Yes, familiarity does breed liking

squoosh please no, you know when you can imagine an image of what someone has described... do you think it would be like a fire hydrant going off?

I'm betting he's using.....

...magnolia.

Jesus, why on earth have HQ had to put a 'warning' in the thread title?

There must be some very delicate flowers around.

That quite possibly is my neighbour - and I must add that I've only ever seen him topless, but the jewellery, moobs and general body shape are exactly the same. He's always doing DIY things to his caravans...

So, is this a nude painting?

What was graphic about a big(gish) white shape between his legs?

It's not an oil painting, that's for sure.

Why in the name of all that's holly would anyone do that?
Send anything like this to anyone.

World's gone mad.