to think no one would ever respond well to a pic like this on a dating app [warning added by MNHQ - mild graphic image]

[ljwales]

I've covered his face and other little bit up so its safe to post here. Seriously what goes through guys minds when they send photos like this?!

Its like being flashed

I think it's very positive. (1) He's clearly good at painting and decorating and (2) there will be no difficult washing days trying to get paint out of his jeans and tee-shirts.

If you have a flat that needs painting OP and a dodgy washing machine, I'd say he's just the bloke for you.

He was doing well till I noticed he had a Dulux Value Pack. If it was Farrow & Ball it might be a bit different............

Great minds squoosh

ljwales Is his profile blurb any better? Does he mention the fact he's painting the inside of a caravan with his doon bys out?

Who took this picture?

Here mate, am online dating, I need a favour, come to the caravan and don't tell anyone!

God love him.

That's a pic to break a million hearts.

what is going on with his boobs?

We is classy ladies MrsTerry innit?

He could seduce us with his Dead Mouse squoosh

I wonder why people act so differently online from how they would in real life. I can imagine a real life person saying 'I like caravanning and DIY' but they would never add ' oh and I've got an interesting dick+moobs combo I like to display whenever I can.'

Should explain that's what we call Mouse's Back in our house.

Why did he paint his willy purple?

The cross indicates he's a regular church goer. The caravan indicates he's fond of the outdoors. The paint indicates he's an industrious sort. The nudity shows a good body image.

You could do worse ladies.

I've had my nose squished up against his nethers trying to read the tattoo.

I've had my nose squished up against his nethers It's rare I laugh out loud at the internets...

Farrow & Ball's Elephants' Breath would look lovely on that plastic garden chair he's standing in front of. Or maybe he should not paint the whole of it, just accents. He could use tester pots then he'd be able to save up for some new clothes.

I heart ugly naked painting guy, he's certainly not lacking in self-confidence.

Is there a men's forum somewhere where they discuss and encourage this?

I am laughing so hard I am crying. Poor deluded chap.
Does he bbq in the buff too, I wonder?

Or F & B Dix Blue.

Bloody Hell, OP, I sent you that picture in confidence!

Stray brush hairs in paint are a pain, so stray pubic hairs in paint must be horrendous!

What a catch.

MRSterry

wouldn't date him. value packs and caravans. clearly a cheapskate

has anyone noticed he looks a bit sunburnt?

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