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Original poster

to think no one would ever respond well to a pic like this on a dating app [warning added by MNHQ - mild graphic image]

224 replies

ljwales · 31/03/2015 21:19

I've covered his face and other little bit up so its safe to post here. Seriously what goes through guys minds when they send photos like this?!

Its like being flashed

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Justmuddlingalong · 31/03/2015 22:03

That's not sunburn, he just has an allergy to swarfega.

squoosh · 31/03/2015 22:05

You just know he has Frank Butcher's face.

bumbleymummy · 31/03/2015 22:06

Kurri - I was thinking that too about him looking like he's in two halfs! Behind his arm he's wearing some sort of corset thing that's pushing up his stomach into his chest or something... It's not a good look.

Mostlyjustaluker · 31/03/2015 22:06

I think he is either a sun bed user or a fan of the nudist beach. I hope he did not burn his penis.

BastardGoDarkly · 31/03/2015 22:08

Muddling That's exactly why he's shaved all his off :)

Sidge · 31/03/2015 22:09

On what planet would you think "I'd like to get myself a nice lady, so I'll get a pic of me in the nuddy whilst demonstrating how shite I am at decorating and show off my dodgy 'van, my moobs and my knob whilst I'm at it"?

Justmuddlingalong · 31/03/2015 22:13

Anyone else feel strangely curious about his face?

KurriKurri · 31/03/2015 22:14

I am imagining his face to be similar to Tom Jones's for some reason.

dun1urkin · 31/03/2015 22:20

Felt compelled to work out the date on the tat.... 5/4/1959

Which was a SundayGrin

DixieNormas · 31/03/2015 22:23

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KurriKurri · 31/03/2015 22:23

Oh geez he's the same age as me (almost) put some bloody clothes on man. !

bialystockandbloom · 31/03/2015 22:24

Words are not enough Shock

Wtf is he doing with the paintbrush? Looks like he's flicking something off it. Oh christ, I now feel sick.

Also think that bracelet is embedded in his wrist pudge.

OP you should respond and obviously we'll help you

squoosh · 31/03/2015 22:26

I bet he puts his bare bum on that caravan couch.

bialystockandbloom · 31/03/2015 22:30

And spreads his legs really wide to accommodate his huge bollocks, squoosh

evelynj · 31/03/2015 22:36

Just muddling, I'm so curious about the fCe-wish there was the face equivalent of that app that identities sings from snippets for scantily clad folk. Seems a prime candidate for my big fat gypsy online dating. Is this's travellers dating site by any chance?

Sallystyle · 31/03/2015 22:38

My husband just walked past and asked me why I am looking at a naked man with paint all over him.

My reply.. 'MN'

He said no more.

Bless this man, he has no idea does he? the man in the Op, not my dh.

Aeroflotgirl · 31/03/2015 22:42

Can I have some brain bleach please. Oh my goodness Shock

Boofy27 · 31/03/2015 23:09

That's lovely and you know that one day, when his good looks fade, you'll have a nicely decorated caravan to visit. What more could you want from a man?

hiddenhome · 31/03/2015 23:11

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ugly bugger Grin

Boofy27 · 31/03/2015 23:12

Can I ask what made you choose lavender for the willy cover-up; was it one of those immediate, almost instinctive decisions or did you mull over a few colours before opting for it?

lemonyone · 31/03/2015 23:17

Meaty.

His fingers look like bound-up Walls sausages.
I don't know why that disconcerts me more than anything else. They would be ever so plump and damp I warrant. Especially in view of all the naked painting.

LadyGregory · 31/03/2015 23:18

He'd look a lot better with artful streaks of F and B Dead Salmon. Or maybe some of that Annie Sloan chalk paint and a distressed Welsh dresser behind him, rather than a tatty caravan and Dulux?

He also appears to have Vladimir Putin's sub-moobage.

icelollycraving · 31/03/2015 23:19

You should have chosen taupe if you're retouching Elephant's Breath.

PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 31/03/2015 23:25

Grimorama.

I hope it was his caravan he was painting and not old Mrs Jones' from number 42. Imagine walking in on that when you take the painter a cup of tea.

Boofy27 · 31/03/2015 23:27

I suspect the moob-age is faked and he's wearing some sort of device. You have to be careful of that sort of thing with people on the Internet.