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Original poster

to think no one would ever respond well to a pic like this on a dating app [warning added by MNHQ - mild graphic image]

224 replies

ljwales · 31/03/2015 21:19

I've covered his face and other little bit up so its safe to post here. Seriously what goes through guys minds when they send photos like this?!

Its like being flashed

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OttiliaVonBCup · 01/04/2015 19:55

Oh, wait!

My post went right under the OP on a page and I re-read it.
So OP covered up the knob with the purple splodge.

That makes sense....

ElizabethHoover · 01/04/2015 19:58

agree his boobs are odd

TigerTrumpet · 01/04/2015 20:01

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

OttiliaVonBCup · 01/04/2015 20:06

It could be your secret long lost twin tiger. This thread could be a sign for the two of you to meet.

suzannecallmestan · 01/04/2015 20:11

to me his chest looks normal for a man with somewhat developed pectoral muscles (presumably as a result of weight training) with a layer of fat over the top.

I wouldnt be surprised if he describes himself as having 'a rugby players physique'
he thinks he is 'hench' and he's gonna flaunt it

GuiltyAsAGirlCanBe · 01/04/2015 20:17

Marking place so I can go on the website and see it (on the app)

ElizabethHoover · 01/04/2015 20:41

i am google image searching it

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ljwales · 01/04/2015 20:50

I most definitely did not reply to him, was a blank profile and the only word he said to me was "Kool". I mean seriously with a k?!

He claimed to be 42, although not sure why he bothers as either he's aged horrifically or is a huge lier. Seeing as his main PIC is him shirtless I can only assume he's very proud of his boobs, tbh I don't think its that bad for his a.ge.

I'm half his age, I don't go to the gym and eat steamed broccoli to meet guy's like that. lit

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TheCatsFlaps · 01/04/2015 20:55

His tits are bigger than mine!

ThatBloodyWoman · 01/04/2015 21:06

I just looked again,for the purposes of research and it seems its a purple splodge over his doings,not a white one as I stated.
The white splodges,if covering his manhood,would have made him anatomically unusual.
That is all I have to add.

Pipbin · 01/04/2015 22:10

Message him back and ask why he the has a date in 1959 tattooed on his manhood if he's only 42.

squoosh · 01/04/2015 22:12

Naked caravan man strikes me as the sort to shave a couple of years/decades off his real age. Maybe his love muscle has been pleasuring the ladies since 1959.

Letmejustsaythis · 01/04/2015 22:12

Are my standards really low? I don't think he's that bad Easter Blush

ThatBloodyWoman · 01/04/2015 22:24

Without seeing the expression on its face its impossible really to know whats going on.
He may well be a naturist or just having a laugh.
I don't think seeing his todger would really bother me unduly if that were the case -its a dating site after all and I don't feel its particularly stimulating,sexual or offensive.

Lyinginwait888 · 01/04/2015 22:27

I think you do need to message him back with all our questions.

Or link to this thread!

Shock
squoosh · 01/04/2015 22:27

Yes it's a dating site but it's a very particular sort of guy that posts a photo of his cock as 'enticement'.

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ljwales · 01/04/2015 22:30

Gosh I'm not sure I could ask him all of the questions. Maybe one? Not sure what. I seem to be the only one interested in the Egyptian shit.

Would be harsh to link him here I think!

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Lyinginwait888 · 01/04/2015 22:58

Harsh but fair Grin

Ok just ask him what he is actually doing?

Posing?
Painting?

Blu · 01/04/2015 22:59

Why can't I see the picture?

PacificDogwood · 01/04/2015 23:00

I cannot see it either Sad

I now I want to!

squoosh · 01/04/2015 23:02

Maybe it's like fairies, if you don't believe you can't see. This naked caravan man is a kind of Tinkerbell. A big mooby tinkerbell.

Blu · 01/04/2015 23:06

Oh, but I DO believe, I really do! believe me, it could very easily be my dad judging by the description - painter, undertakes random jobs naked

PacificDogwood · 01/04/2015 23:07

Hm, yes, non-belief could be a problem here, I suppose Hmm

Purple blob-penis, indeed...

ArtDecoGirly · 01/04/2015 23:15

I want to see what everyone else has seen!! No pic boo hoo

Blu · 01/04/2015 23:17

Aha - MNHQ have stolen it and moved it to the home page Shock

He does have a very big C............................................................................................................................................................rucifix, doesn't he?

A Christian. so re-assuring.