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things you'll never hear on MN

269 replies

ginmakesitallok · 27/12/2013 09:15

" Just stick with him, he'll change eventually"

Inspired by another thread, what advice, response you never hear on mn?

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Coldlightofday · 27/12/2013 20:08

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nonmifairidere · 27/12/2013 20:18

It's tea-o-clock.

Scarletohello · 27/12/2013 20:20

My hair is curly and frizzy and I love it!

Laquitar · 27/12/2013 20:53

Yes, buy a house in x area. Do it because it is upcoming area and you will make money when you sell. Not because you love the multi ethnic aura and the authentic market. You 've never been into the market, you stay home and you order from waitrose. And deep down you dont even like okra. You pretend you do.

'Our 90K a year is not enough because we spend like mad on clothes, cars, hair and eating out'.

Scotishmummy,
thats what my mum did. Formula and fags. I made it to my fifties!

Skogkatter · 27/12/2013 21:15

My child is average. Completely average, like most children. Not under performing, over performing or not 'performing' but on the middle line. And it is fine.

EcoRI · 27/12/2013 21:25

Is there an Iain Duncan Smith appreciation thread?

theywillgrowup · 27/12/2013 21:27

havent read all so apologies if repeated

"my son is always banging into peoples ankles etc when he rides his scooter on the school run"

PrincessFlirtyPants · 27/12/2013 22:03

I simply do not see enough of Cliff Richard anymore.

MrsSippie · 27/12/2013 22:25

God no way would I be able to live on £250K a year. You poor old thing :(

Pan · 27/12/2013 22:59

I don't really need the big 4-wheel drive car. I just like the status I think it gives me.

Frusso · 27/12/2013 23:06

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Pan · 27/12/2013 23:07

Oh just give him the fucking blow job.

Frusso · 27/12/2013 23:10

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scottishmummy · 27/12/2013 23:11

Leave your pram there,you were on first afterall

SinisterBuggyMonth · 27/12/2013 23:19

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Pan · 27/12/2013 23:20

Cycling to work does significantly reduce carbon emissions, reduces the cost of road repairs, keeps health costs down, significantly reduces congestion and as such cyclists deserve much more respect than I give them on the road. I was wrong all along. Sorry.

Frusso · 27/12/2013 23:22

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Frusso · 27/12/2013 23:24

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ThreeWisePerpendicularVinces · 27/12/2013 23:34

Live life on the edge,eh Frusso? Grin

Do people really keep spreadsheets?

sashh · 28/12/2013 08:45

Please don't use paragraphs I love reading long posts.

Ohfuckeryitsmarzipan · 28/12/2013 08:49

Oh ffs,just cheer up, depression is a first world problem.

TeaAndFag · 28/12/2013 09:04

Elli-Mai, Daisy-Rai, or Lily-Fai?

shrunkenhead · 28/12/2013 09:17

Man up! Get over it and you're being over sensitive. I love Audis, something about them really improves my driving performance and road etiquette.

friday16 · 28/12/2013 09:31

The main who looked at your children was just looking at your children. That's nice, isn't it?

spanky2 · 28/12/2013 09:51

Don't breast feed. Give your baby a bottle so you can have a drink over Christmas .